Quickstrike Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. LOL :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Veteran Posted March 21, 2005 Veteran Share Posted March 21, 2005 Thread of the week :yes: Actually laughed out loud. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 (edited) one Edited March 21, 2005 by Freakz Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neoufo51 Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Wow...this is a creepy thread... How bout I just take them all to Baskin Robbins? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 pshh fight? ill do you one better ill knock them out with one of my special farts :shifty: one puff of warm air can take out at least 100, 5 year olds, and if i eat a mexican pizza, oh god..... my ass would be a level 5 biohazard Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyB Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I don't know. Let's ask Michael Jackson. :woot: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neoufo51 Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 if i took my pants off and kept turning around in a circle really fast, id make a fair dent in their foreheads... with pants on 25ish pants off 250ish 585645401[/snapback] Wait a minute...you're going to dickslap 250 Five year olds? Yeah...ok, thanks for making this an even creepier thread. :wacko: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshpo Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 that is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I bet I could take down a lot by telling them that Santa is dead Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Damn this is a good idea... Id love to try this out... Shame it would be a tad cruel... :D Id have to say my lucky number would be 50... Kids are kids and i know karate, plus im really tall, most kids who havent hit putberty prolly couldnt even headbut me in the nads... visions of the Neo Vs Agent Smiths in Matrix Reloaded *spit* Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Wait a minute...you're going to dickslap 250 Five year olds?Yeah...ok, thanks for making this an even creepier thread. :wacko: 585645426[/snapback] LOL sounds like something Michael Jackson would do :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 (edited) removed Edited March 21, 2005 by Freakz Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korneliouz Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Well, I take one kid and cut him and when all the blood came out, I show it to the others kids to scare em... Then I take my belt off and take them all down :shifty: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neoufo51 Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 whatever it takes.. 585645458[/snapback] Wow...I dunno about everybody else but the thought of hitting 5 year olds with my penis never entered my mind. You are one creepy fellow. :x Michael Jackson would be proud... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkenMaster Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 So is this a fight to the death, or just a rumble. I'd have to change tactics depending on which. All you have to do is scream "Ice Cream Truck!!!" out loud to distract them all. I'd whop at least 100 that way. I'd only be afraid that they fight too dirty and go for my nads. (as opposed to some people, I'd have my clothes on)!!!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
neoufo51 Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Well, I take one kid and cut him and when all the blood came out, I show it to the others kids to scare em...Then I take my belt off and take them all down :shifty: 585645465[/snapback] Ok...I'm usually a pretty open to all funny crazy things kinda guy when it comes to humor but we're talking about disemboweling CHILDREN and thats where I draw the line. The guy saying he was going to cockslap all of them was freaking me out enough...I hope this thread is closed. :x :x :x Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickstrike Posted March 21, 2005 Author Share Posted March 21, 2005 So is this a fight to the death, or just a rumble. I'd have to change tactics depending on which. "When you are knocked unconscious, you lose." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 its understandable for you guys... your penis may not be your best weapon... remember that scene where neo has the pole and like cleans up agabazillion agent smiths... i rest my case Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajter Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 LOL! This thread is uberfunny! :laugh: Well, let's see... I'm allowed to hit kids unconscious... I'm quite large built, and it even takes an adult a lot of power to take me down, so I guess I could take on about 50 5 year olds. :D Only problem is, how am I supposed to fit 50 kids on a fighting ground the size of a basketball court? :p Would like to try it out sometime though... but I'm not really into hitting little kids unconscious, so I guess that, when I'm careful, I could take on 15 or so :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toastyone Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 if i took my pants off and kept turning around in a circle really fast, id make a fair dent in their foreheads... with pants on 25ish pants off 250ish 585645401[/snapback] :wacko: Uh.... I have no idea how many I could fight I have honestly never thought about it :p I do know it would take a lot to bring my down though most 5 year olds hardy come to my waist... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 if you throw them over the fence are they out? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerm Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I've often thought this. I reckon a good 150, seens as im estimating a good solid punch or two to the face would render them unconcious. I'd be revved up and bruce lee stylee tho. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshpo Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Ok...I'm usually a pretty open to all funny crazy things kinda guy when it comes to humor but we're talking about disemboweling CHILDREN and thats where I draw the line. The guy saying he was going to cockslap all of them was freaking me out enough...I hope this thread is closed. :x :x :x 585645487[/snapback] Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
golazo Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 i don't think a 5 year old could knock me out cold even if there were a whole heap of them kickin into my head. but i think i could take about 30-40 of them Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyj Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 585645514[/snapback] I hope that's not you as a baby..'cause that's freaking me out. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 ill edit my post, sorry for the offence.. it was not ment to be along those lines Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/298957-how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-fight-at-once/#findComment-585645529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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