spiegel Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 im not a big fan of political humor but this one is just awesome :rofl: Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Father: Sure, son. What's the question? Son: What is politics? Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me ?Tony Blair.? Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her ?Gordon Brown.? We take care of your needs, so we'll call you ?the People.? We'll call the maid ?the Working Class,? and your baby brother we can call ?the Future.? Do you understand, son? Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it. That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father. Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is. Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words? Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of ****. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylejn Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I'm not British, and as such, don't get it... sorry. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586487392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 change tony blair for george bush and gordon brown for the US secretary of treasury in this case john snow Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586487447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doli Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 dont have to be british to get it...nice one Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586487464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Cat Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 hahahahahahha, its so true Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586489948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGiantHead Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 That is very true, and no, you don't have to be British to get it. Good one. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586489954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panacik Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Oh so true. thats great! :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586490292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaRSightxc2 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Very good - like it (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586490312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 i smirked a bit. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586490441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MulletRobZ Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Saw it posted on jokes.com a few years ago. Pretty damn good, but I might want to save this one! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586493364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocire Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 lol, that one is funny...and even though i had no idea who Gordon Brown or Tony Blair was..i got the general idea of the joke :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/368641-politics-are-easy-to-understand/#findComment-586494129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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