Softice Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 This is the ultimate item generator, made by one working for Blizzard!http://www.rustedgate.com/d3genv1-2/gen2.php Your item is: Malnourished Beard of the Anarchists :D 8 - 9 Damage -10 strength -4 dexterity -9 life 2% to have government hunt you down This was the item I got... Hope you have better skil/luck than me. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad.C Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Umm Diablo 3 ?!? Shouldn't this be in the Jokes & Funny Stuff section. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586558786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (edited) Your item is: Pimpin Bigpole's Golf Club 4 - 8 Damage Player gets all the ladies +5 to... no wait.. +15 to beer drinking skills! 2% to have government hunt you down 10% chance of cutting self..accidentally Your item is: Smelly Ladle of New Jersey 8 - 16 Damage Poison attack +10 to all skills Name prefix now changed to God +90 to max poison resist +90% to poison resists Your item is: Splatter Flasher Lance 75 - 80 Damage +2 to all red skills DUPED ITEM +90 to max poison resist +90% to poison resists EDIT: best yet: Your item is: Blistered Maimer Shot Glass 0 Damage +2 to all diner skills +1 to all moderating skills +30% to ego Ignore target's complaints +4 to damage Edited September 21, 2005 by Cody Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586558799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klethron Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Your item is: Genetically Altered Beanie -120 - 4 Damage Summons someone JUST LIKE YOU! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586558834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Softice Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 Shouldn't this be in the Jokes & Funny Stuff section. 586558786[/snapback] Probebly,but i didn't see that section... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586558837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I got : Your item is: Beef 87 - 120 Damage but i did it again and got this : Mexican Spatula of Injury 50 - 100 Damage 10% chance of a Taco Bell run at 4am Summons Jose Cuervo Hit causes monsters to fetch player a margurita Hit causes you to jam your thumb I like the 2nd one a lot more.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586558848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
905punk Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Gimp Mask of Madness 86 - 123 Damage +900% to hours of game play 50% chance realms will be down Ghastly Penis of Plumage 4 - 8 Damage Hit causes monsters to scream Winged Nightmares find player attractive Asian 25 - 71 Damage Roach Clip of Leaping Laughter 25 - 71 Damage Enables flying unable to attack Really happy Thankful Prehensile Tail 89 - 96 Damage Hit causes monster to say, "Thank you sir. May I have another?" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586559198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylejn Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Your item is: Oblong Belt Buckle of Anonymous Confession 2 - 34 Damage Item is now three times as long than it is wide Hit causes monsters to start to confess all of their most inner secrets LOL! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586559414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chosen One Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Unmasked Nipple Clamp of Tentacles 89 - 96 Damage +3 to stamina Shows monsters your ex-girlfriends private area in a massively disturbing vision Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586559441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
deridex01 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Hmm ok this is what i've got :- Sparkling Camel of Sexual Frustration 0 - 4 Damage +30% chance of finding gem +3 to strength -50% to stamina prone to hit on Charsi Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586559532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexicon Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 For those all-knowing mathmagicians out there! Your item is: Abacus 0 Damage Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586559572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookie Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Your item is: Fart 1 - 2 Damage :| Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586559586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanser Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Mouth Watering Soy Sauce of Jimmy Stewart 89 - 96 Damage Hit causes monsters to drool You can now attack Deckard Cain and kick his ass or Testicle 1 - 3 Damage or Filthy Porno Skirt 1 - 2 Damage +5 to Meph running skills 98% chance will let Lazurus and Dark-Melon borrow item Turns monsters into Kamakazies +1 to ejactulation :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586559607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zxian Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 This is great... ---- Dirty Underwear of Catastrophe 110 - 230 Damage Mouse explodes ---- Pepper Shaker 25 - 71 Damage ---- Sharp Hoe of Jimmy Stewart -120 - 4 Damage 10% chance of cutting self..accidentally You can now attack Deckard Cain and kick his ass ---- Buttplug 90 - 120 Damage ---- Cigarette of Mating 0 Damage All players, monsters, and characters try to mount player ---- Wow.... :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586559932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
VxWolfxV Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Phat Cork Screw of Giggles 75 - 80 Damage Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355 Hit causes monster to giggle --------------------------- Nose Smacker Ring -120 - 4 Damage +5 to Meph running skills 98% chance will let Lazurus and Dark-Melon borrow item Allows player to kill Deckard Cain Just don't use this item. Trust us. ----------------------- Blue Bludgener Cigaratte Butt 0 - 900 Damage Item belongs to Dan +200% chance to find uniques while gambling Takes months to reach level 99 Enables flying unable to attack Really happy ------------------------- Broken Belt Buckle of Diablo2 45 - 89 Damage CANNOT BE USED UNTIL REPARIED Does anyone even play this game anymore? ------------------------- Horadric Butter Churn of Godliness -1 - 4 Damage Allows player to kill Deckard Cain All monsters run from you +9000% damage to demons +9000% damage to undead Baal dies as soon as you join the game Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586560323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Anvil 16 - 32 Damage Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586562515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomx313 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 someone must have played Diablo for too long... anyways: Your item is: Tormented Asian of Ameobic Dysentary 24 - 14 Damage Player must see psychologist Just don't use this item. Trust us. ------------------------------------- Your item is: Tire Iron of Love -68 - 0 Damage Hit causes monster to write a poem for player and drop gold and walk away 30% chance monster will call ...only 30%????? Your item is: Tire Iron of Greater Love -68 - 0 Damage Hit causes monster to write a poem for player and drop gold and walk away 75% chance monster will call much better! :yes: ------------------------------ Your item is: Dildo 0 Damage ------------------------------ Your item is: Guilty Anus of the Whale 89 - 96 Damage 30% chance monsters will apologize for hurting player +30% to weight ------------------------------ last one: Your item is: Girl Scout of the Pimp 87 - 230 Damage +3 to Pimping skills Summons ho's +900% to find gold ...installing Diablo AGAIN! :shifty: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586562561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevcart3 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Your item is:Hacked Cigarette 2 - 34 Damage 12 sockets CD Key becomes invalid :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586562574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wired57 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Necromancer's Finger 0 - 900 Damage +3 to summoning skills Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586562576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red8Rain Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Loose Cigaratte Butt of the Primate 110 - 230 Damage 30% chance player can bed monster -1 to evolution Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586563899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob2090 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 (edited) Your item is: Sash of the Oyster 0 Damage -2 to arms -100% to run/walk Player must make a new character ----- Your item is: Oblong Goat of Creamed Corn 86 - 123 Damage Item is now three times as long than it is wide Creamed Corn (5/5 charges) ----- Your item is: Grotesque ###### Ring of Piercing 90 - 120 Damage Hit causes monsters to vomit +2 to labret and nipple jewelry :rofl: Edited September 22, 2005 by spIn Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586563961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vjsz Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Duct Tape of Hell 1 - 3 Damage You're evil Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586563985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazerBack Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Sugary Ladle of Arousal 45 - 89 Damage +8 glucose Hit causes monsters to be aroused Now this is just scarrrrriiieeee Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586564076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Your item is: Boobies 45 - 89 Damage :D EDIT: Your item is: Elegant Hammer of Yummy Goodness 1 - 3 Damage -5 maximum damage Item coated with sugar Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586564080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mntbikeracer1 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Your item is: Overly Used Vagina 54 - 60 Damage -20 maximum damage -10 durability Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/375276-diablo-3-item-generator-try-it/#findComment-586564089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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