I always wanted a .mil too ...
Care to register a .mil Web site of your own for free? The DoD has gone out of its way to make it a snap. An unbelievably badly-protected admin interface welcomes you to register whatever domain you please (https://Rotten.mil anyone?), or edit anything they"ve already got. The interface is so ludicrously unprotected that it"s been cached by Google and fails to mention that you must be authorized to muck about with it.
Incredibly, default passwords are cheerfully provided on the page.