The name"s Agent, Rogue Agent. Hmmm, doesn"t have quite the same ring, does it?
Electronic Arts have released a slew of new details of their new James Bond game - in which you don"t actually play as 007 himself. First-person shooter GoldenEye: Rogue Agent instead sees you play as - yes - a rogue agent, dismissed from MI6 for being a rather brutal chap. Not one to miss an opportunity, Auric Goldfinger (the guy from the film) hires you as his enforcer. As such, you become involved in Goldfinger"s spat with Dr No and subsequently lose an eye to the good doctor.
Now here"s the, ahem, clever bit. Goldfinger"s techies create a golden-hued synthetic replacement for your ocular cavity. Thus, you are now known as (wait for it) GoldenEye. Honestly, you don"t know whether to groan out loud or hit the floor in a convulsive belly-laugh. However, being the professionals that we are, we continue...