Talk about beating a dead horse.
"Quick, someone sign Jeff Goldbloom to a contract! According to Valve, they are in talks with some folks to make a motion picture out of Half-Life. Wow, I can"t wait until they shoot the Xen levels so we can watch people jump around and stuff. That"s the making of some quality cinematography, I tell ya. Interested parties can send Valve feedback via email here."
Someone needs to call the animal rights people! =Þ