Edrick Smith Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 (edited) In response to the death of one of our beloved friends Mr. Slinky, This is the funeral service for his / her / its death. Refreshments are served and this will be an ongoing funeral, Please feel free to say a few words in the dear memory of Mr. Slinky Edited August 29, 2006 by Ricky S. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
myNando Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 We barely knew ye, Slinky. I wrote a poem just for you, Slinks... Here it goes: Why, oh why did the slinky have to die For it wasn't its time ...:cry:... I can't go on. I'm too emotional. XOXO :sob: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587831675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sethos Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Slinky slinky you da' man! You slink down them' stairs like noone can! Goooooo Slinky! :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587831701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Mr. Metal Slinky (Mr. Plastic Slinky's brother) would like to offer his condolence's to Mr. Plastic Slinky's family and friend's. It is indeed a sad day. He will be remembered. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo11883 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Wow you guys are funny! :woot: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John. Subscriber¹ Posted August 29, 2006 Subscriber¹ Share Posted August 29, 2006 :cry: Slinky. We shall miss thee dearly :cry: WHY!!!! WHY GOD WHY?!!!! *sniff* Hold me :(. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edrick Smith Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 "Picks up a soda to propose a toast to Mr. Slinky"? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulCabby Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 *Gets completely hammered* WOOOOOOOOOOOOS LINKEY!!!!!!!!! *Pokes* Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGS4-SS Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 RIP Slinky... I've just received news that Slinky's sister, Bright Shiny Slinky, just committed suicide. Here is a picture of her when she jumped to her death: And even Slinky Jr., even before he got out of her mom's belly, arrived at the funeral. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slight Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 My Condolence to the owner of Mr. Slinky, who rolled down many steps, may the garbage be with you Mr. Slinky. RIP ???? - 2006 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymunky Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawx Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 It's a slinky deathfest. :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowain Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Even my tie is weeping :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlydread Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo say it ain't so! Slinky will always be remembered in the hearts of men as being a true hero, and always thinking of others before himself. Please let us have a moment of silence for the hero known as slinky. :cry: :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
madnuke Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I held a minutes silence for the death of the slinky RIP. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuxi Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 RIP slinky :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 someone wanna explain please? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonicHawk Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 :cry: you will always be remembered :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonhead Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 And on the 4th day, god created slinky. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvllsvm Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I have sympathy for you and Zoidberg. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skase Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I believe its related to this tragic event here Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 skase said: I believe its related to this tragic event here thank you. And ah, RIP Slinky. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587832946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnsonBox Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Thou shall not die till LORD summons you. Come back and open your big mouth. Refreshments are also served for you. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587833326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraftman Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 RIP Mr. Slinky... we will see you in another life. *cries uncontrollably* Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587833335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrix XII Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 'Tis a sad day when any slinky dies. I've just got over the death of one of mine about a year ago... so sad.. :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/490987-joke-the-slinky-funeral%C2%A0/#findComment-587833658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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