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I saw this in the "[NSFW] thread formerly known as:" thread...LOVED it so much, I reuploaded to an account o' mine, and shared it with several people...they're all laughing, LOL! golden!

LOL

I need to try this next time someone has a PC issue.

"My computer keeps getting this black screen with white words"

"Oh, that's definitely the flux capacitor. What you need to do is unplug the PC from any outlet and place it in your freezer (or fridge on highest settings) for about 3 hours. This will cool and reformat the System 32 BIOS file".

LOL

I need to try this next time someone has a PC issue.

"My computer keeps getting this black screen with white words"

"Oh, that's definitely the flux capacitor. What you need to do is unplug the PC from any outlet and place it in your freezer (or fridge on highest settings) for about 3 hours. This will cool and reformat the System 32 BIOS file".

Oh, it's all kinds of fluxed up :p

LOL. i can't believe someone actually fell for that.

even if they did not see 'Back to the Future' or anything you would think you got at least some knowledge on cars to tell that's BS. lol

especially with the whole 'deflate your tires half way' etc thing should have been a no brainer that they where messing with your head as all it is, is tire pressure and obviously nothing to do with the issue described lol

LOL

I need to try this next time someone has a PC issue.

"My computer keeps getting this black screen with white words"

"Oh, that's definitely the flux capacitor. What you need to do is unplug the PC from any outlet and place it in your freezer (or fridge on highest settings) for about 3 hours. This will cool and reformat the System 32 BIOS file".

I did something like that one time when I worked in a call center.

I sat right in front of an HP printer and got super bored. The printer was on a counter and were were in a sort of quiet area foot traffic wise. I took the IP address from it (They placed it on top of the printer on tape), and I set up the printer on my computer. Loaded up Word, and snagged an HP logo from the web and pasted it into it.

I then made up an error message saying "IMMEDIATE SERVICE REQUIRED!!!" Then went on with some garbage about how service was required and that an error was detected in the gyroscopic drum equalizer unit and to maintain the warranty, a qualified service professional must come to service the unit.

I made up several error codes and put those in as well with some other bogus items and printed it out and left it.

Later on that day, a supervisor printed something on it and saw that paper and about turned white as a ghost. She immediately went over to her station and called the IT Desk. The next day, one of their senior techs came out and looked at the paper, and literally tore the printer down piece by piece and then put it back together. He then double checked the paper and shook his head in disbelief and walked away with the paper. I can only imagine him calling HP to report the error and having them tell him there was no such thing.

I did something like that one time when I worked in a call center.

I sat right in front of an HP printer and got super bored. The printer was on a counter and were were in a sort of quiet area foot traffic wise. I took the IP address from it (They placed it on top of the printer on tape), and I set up the printer on my computer. Loaded up Word, and snagged an HP logo from the web and pasted it into it.

I then made up an error message saying "IMMEDIATE SERVICE REQUIRED!!!" Then went on with some garbage about how service was required and that an error was detected in the gyroscopic drum equalizer unit and to maintain the warranty, a qualified service professional must come to service the unit.

I made up several error codes and put those in as well with some other bogus items and printed it out and left it.

Later on that day, a supervisor printed something on it and saw that paper and about turned white as a ghost. She immediately went over to her station and called the IT Desk. The next day, one of their senior techs came out and looked at the paper, and literally tore the printer down piece by piece and then put it back together. He then double checked the paper and shook his head in disbelief and walked away with the paper. I can only imagine him calling HP to report the error and having them tell him there was no such thing.

LOL! That's great..

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