Rigby Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 How big are these cards? I hope they are old worthless ones. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594297976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpus Veteran Posted September 10, 2011 Author Veteran Share Posted September 10, 2011 (edited) Lol, nope. Destroyed a brand new 8GB Class 4, supposedly "indestructible" one and an old 2GB one of mine. Still guys, should I destroy the second one or give it away? If you vote to give away the second one I will continue to destroy these two but you'll just know that neither of them will have worked for half the tests I'm going to continue destroying it in all the cool ways despite it being already screwed up. Can I get it to a powder/melted blob? Second one will be given away so check out the main page when I've finished the review Edited September 10, 2011 by Scorpus Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594297978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToneKnee Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Thermite will do the trick. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594298770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
remixedcat Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 have it survive my parent's house Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594299010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMH Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Drop it into this Problem SOLVED! Won't work. The legend clearly states, that it can only be destroyed in the volcano, it was made in. And that happens to be in Japan. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594299026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid Knight Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 For another real-world scenario, hide it inside your colon for several days. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594299032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
remixedcat Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 put it in a coffee cup filled with period blood, battery acid, A1 steak sauce, one tear from steve jobs, steve ballmer's sweat, neobond's drool, my throwups, and FMH's snot Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594299074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteJammin Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 put it in a coffee cup filled with period blood, battery acid, A1 steak sauce, one tear from steve jobs, steve ballmer's sweat, neobond's drool, my throwups, and FMH's snot Umm Steve ballmer would have to work to actually sweat so that is one impossible thing, you need 5 more. Anyways im a fan of a 8,000 lbs forklift fully loaded with a pallet of water and then run it over on the steering tire, stop on top of it, and turn it a few times. That will grind a lot of stuff in to dust or its nearest equivalent. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594299082 Share on other sites More sharing options...
remixedcat Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 get him as hyped about windows 8 as this and there yah have loads of it!!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594299108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
war Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Empty a few .45 magazines into it. ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594299968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
freak180 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk-zJr8oSEc Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594299976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigby Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Video "So something really damaging to SD cards...magnets." Uh, no. Poor old guy must be thinking of floppy disks. :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594300018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
redvamp128 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Why not do a hard drive wipe program on it- such as CCleaner wipe free space and leave it to run over night. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594300094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiB3R Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Nobody mentioned LASERS!!!! Suppose they are illegal over there too though, huh? :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594300146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMPSV Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 chuck it in a big Magnatron or nuke it LOL :whistle: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594300164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
articuno1au Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Oh yeah, I have a nuke in my wallet.. Let me grab it for you.. I'm sure no-one around here will mind being vaporised >.< Or having their faces melted if they are a couple of Km away.. Nuke the ******! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594300172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancedar Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Why not show how they may be broken in every day use, not some stupid ass I put my card in a blender and it won't work. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594300342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerFan Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Just give the card to Chuck Norris. Actually, all you need to do is tell Chuck Norris about the indestructible card and it will be destroyed. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594300762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToneKnee Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Seriously, everyone, stop being noobss. Thermite is the answer. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594300998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelic Marge Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 you could always eat it and see if it comes out the other end ? Ewwwwww lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594301364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommytom02 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Muriatic (hydrochloric) acid. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594302024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TangoEight Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Put it in an old washing machine with two bricks XD Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594304216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnDewCodeRedFreak Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Use a knife to saw through it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594305512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiHu Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Right.. I saw many things here.. digest it. and Grill it. Why not combine? SD Card BBQ. Nice marinade and all that crap, make it romantic. light a candle. :D And /care on the health issue, ive eaten metallic caps from cans, sim cards and various other junk. No issues here :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594305536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan~ Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'm sure you've done these by now, but try putting in water, dropping it from somewhere with a weight tied to it, and use a magnet. Yes it claims to be fine doing this, however sometimes they might be wrong :p Just like the indestrucable phone and a guy smashed the lens straight away :o Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1023876-indestructible-sd-cards-help-me-destroy-them/page/4/#findComment-594305542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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