dewy Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 sorr this is a repost but meh... POEM # 1I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM # 2 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother ****er to put me down POEM # 3 Kissing is a habit ****ing is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a ****** The mother is a ###### This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn POEM # 4 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 5 Smoke a smoke Not a butt **** a virgin Not a slut. POEM # 6 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. POEM # 7 Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we ****** And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the **** I'd be in. POEM # 8 Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration POEM # 9 Men are like public toilets They are either engaged or full of ****! POEM # 10 If guys had they periods They would compare the size of their tampons! POEM # 11 Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN! POEM # 12 Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, **** me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! Poem #13 Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue... I'm In Love But Not With You... When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But All It Was... Was Another Guy, You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick, I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick... I Said I Loved You And You Thought It Was True, But Guess What Baby?! You Got Played Too!! Poem #14 Guys are like parking spots... the good ones are always taken... and the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny* Mughtarr cham and Kandeekane911 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Some of those are funny, and the rest are to long to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 not all of them are correct, the last one and #9 i disagree with, at my age (16) anyway the rest are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubanPete Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 cmon guys n gals there not supposed to be absolutly true, its just funny! BTW id read the long ones cause they are well worth it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted October 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 1, 2003 Some were good ones :yes: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 LoL. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 OMG number 14 was a **** poor attempt to reverse a classic woman joke that goes: Women are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled. I hate how women jokes get turned into men jokes like that. Its just not ethical :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Someone failed english 101 I see.... anyhoo... Topic Edited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 good one dud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalin999 Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 some are old ones but quite good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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