altezza Veteran Posted October 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 3, 2003 Here are the top ten comments made by sports commentators that they may wish to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up, and it was amazing." 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it, which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back." 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing -- but none of them really that serious." 6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew." 9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian ###### is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ###### on the field." 10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.... Oh my God, what have I just said?!" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sn00pY Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Heh - read this before...good post Altezza :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I heard one before from a commentator about a Western College or something that went along the lines of this: "It seems whenever Western scores 100 or more points and holds the other team to under 100 points, they win." :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." LMFAO!! I love that one. Good post altezza, I saved the list. (Y) :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Hahaha funny. :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
firebelly Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 funny really funny nice ones Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonik Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 :rolleyes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
iczman Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 haha especially the kissing balls one, ROFLAMO :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=SD=- Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 nice lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberphobia Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 rofl - that was the funniest thing I have read in ages :rofl: I expecially liked number 2, 5, 9 and 10 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217836 Share on other sites More sharing options...
semifamous Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Another list from my book of Clean Laffs: "Nick Faldo has shown himself to be a worthy world number one by finishing second here today." - Golf Commentator "And the lineup for the final of the Women's 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede, and a Frenchman" - David Coleman "Ten Tour de France riders crashed, two retired after falls, another dropped out when diarrhea slowed him to the point of elimination..." -James Richardson "It's not only a race against the clock, it's a race against time itself." - BBC Presenter "The Gullikson twins are here. An interesting pair, both of them from Wisconson." - Dan Maskell Basketball player Chris Washburn, commenting on his ability to drive to the basket, "Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because I'm amphibious." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
johngalt Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Basketball player Chris Washburn, commenting on his ability to drive to the basket, "Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because I'm amphibious." And these are the people wh ogo one to professional athletics and make the *big bucks*. sad. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1217910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.... Oh my God, what have I just said?!" hahahhaah :woot: im sure that does enhance his game ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted October 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 3, 2003 "It's not only a race against the clock, it's a race against time itself." - BBC Presenter thats the bbc for ya Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qoa Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Shaq is a f'n moron, I had a list of comments by him once. When asked by an interviewer if he went to see the Parthenon(sp?) while in Greece he replied. "We didn't go to any nightclubs while we were there." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogan Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 haha great :laugh: . especially 2 and 10 :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
yanman Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Haha, that's excellent, more to add to my collection of stupid quotes, thanks altezza :D there's this other one, "For all those watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strip." - John Motson Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
j005u Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 hehe, nice one :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218275 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=SD=- Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Did you guys watch that Miami game? The announcer there was talking about one of the players and said something like this... "When he was a baby he used to bite hard on the nipple while nursing, when asked if his mom had to buy a lot of them for wearing out on the bottle she said, "no, but I did have to buy lots of ice." Not the kind of info you really need to hear while watching some football lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xe9rox Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 omg :laugh: 10 is da best Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aco Veteran Posted October 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 3, 2003 Funny stuff, thanks altezza. :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Got3n Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Your jokes rock man, make my day at work a quick and good one, no matter how tired i am i laugh and wake up to these. DONT STOP Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/105079-top-10-sports-comments/#findComment-1218613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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