Usher shouts 'Move!'


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An usher in a very posh theater noticed a man sprawled across three seats. ''Sorry, sir," the usher said, "but you're only allowed one seat.''

The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient and said, ''Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.'' Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, "All right buddy," the manager said, ''what's your

name?'' ''Sam,'' the man moaned.

''Where did you come from, Sam?''

With pain in his voice, Sam replied, ''The balcony.''

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*Cough* Spam ...

:crazy:. Stop with the silly comments :angry:...

If you don't like it report it, ok? I've already cleared it up with Blaise, what I'm doing is not spam, want to take it up with Blaise then do so.

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:crazy:.  Stop with the silly comments  :angry:...

If you don't like it report it, ok? I've already cleared it up with Blaise, what I'm doing is not spam, want to take it up with Blaise then do so.

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Chill out, Sorry ok ? ...

Yeah, but it seems on every joke I post I get labelled a spammer. I hate being called a spammer, especially when I'm not one. It's just happening to me too much now. I'm getting pretty darn sick of it. I like the jokes I post so I am not going to stop. Just accept that I post them, you don't like it, don't read it. Simple as.

But, yeah apology accepted :)

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