Shibby Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 read the stuff in the quotes in an irsh accient and then it be better Two Irish men walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird section Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere ",says Gerry," Put dem in a peeper bag". The clerk puts the budgies in a bag and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. he then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a 'SPLAT!'. As paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me". A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying a 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another 'SPLAT!' and his remains join Gerry's at the bottom. Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin dat parrotshooting nider". A few minutes after Seamus has gone splat, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop, and he walks up carrying the now familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean! First der was Gerry wit his budgie jumpin', den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin' hen glidin...." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted October 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 16, 2003 that my friend was an absolute classic. two thumbs up. (Y) (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1264269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 EXCELLENT belly laugh (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1264727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 LOL thats excellent I'm from Northern Ireland and thats just hilarious :D :D (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1264748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Veteran Posted October 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 17, 2003 on behalf of baphomet_irl... :angry: :laugh: I sent that to my cousins in Kinsale the last time it was posted :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1264830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornett Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Pretty good mate! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1264853 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Got3n Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 lol, although my irish accecnt sounds like an eglish one. hehehe Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1269976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted October 18, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 18, 2003 Lol good one! :D (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1270278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Good one man... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1270298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Even though I couldnt really get a good accent going it was still a great joke. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1270329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echilon Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 LOL. Nice Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1270343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted October 18, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 18, 2003 That's a great one! I love it! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1270464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
yudi_lks Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 Hahaha.. LOL.. Thanks Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1273577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 excellent joke. :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1273602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :) oh, that's a great one, man :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1273659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
youm0nt Veteran Posted October 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted October 19, 2003 rofl,thats hilarious. :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/108485-extreme-irish-sports/#findComment-1273804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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