Cortana's witty answers

[Krome]

Most of the time when I ask a question it takes me to a bing search. Does anyone has this issue?

You may have a certain accent that is probably not transverse well enough.  Either that or Cortana is not ready for the mass.

[The Evil Overlord]

Tell me a joke.

Those are warwagon/10s :p. There's tons too, try it yourself.

 

 

 

is that one real?

it'd be impressive considering warwagon may not be that well known outside of forums

(and by that I mean the alter ego, not the person)

[iantrem]

What does the fox say

(I'll let you find out for yourselves)

 

Sing me a song

I got "Oh Danny Boy" as well as "Daisy Daisy"

[Ian S.]

Are you cute?

I like to think so, but beauty is in the photoreceptors of the beholder.

[HawkMan]

Guess the question:

I've heard from a reliable source that the Answer is 42.

But still no word on what the question is.

Next time I asked I got "we all shine one, my friend" not sure what the reference for that is.