MagicMan Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Uh no Apocalypse Now - Francis Ford Coppola aaaaaaaaaargggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh OMFG - how did I manage to get that wrong :angry: Maybe I was thinking of Full Metal Jacket at the time :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Try this. The scene is so damn funny I can't stop laughing every time I see it.1: Jesus Christ! 2: Jesus Christ...stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. [gunshot] 2: Auch!. He hands the innkeeper three nails and asks... [gunshot] 1: Don't you ever ****ing die?? 2: "Can you put me up for the night?" I'm a little late in answering but that's The Crow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borbus Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Still outstanding: "Billy, Get us out of this hole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicMan Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Still outstanding:"Billy, Get us out of this hole!" Young Guns or Young Guns II??????????? Keifer Sutherland Emilio Estevez Lou Diamond Phillips Also still outstanding (Page 5) Hi, I'm nice.......He's nice......we're both f*&kin' lunatics. Can I come in please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooblekane Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 - You know what I think when I'm this close to another body? I think one day at one moment... this body that I'm holding in my arms will stop breathing... stop living. Just... stop. One day you'll happen upon my name in the obits and you'll remember this moment when we were so close. - You're a real ****in' upper. :blush: igby goes down "Every creature on this earth dies alone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Still outstanding:"Billy, Get us out of this hole!" Predator. Director, John McTiernan. Arnold Schwarzenegger = Dutch Carl Weathers = Dillon Bill Duke = Mac Jesse Ventura = Blain Sonny Landham = Billy new quote: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicMan Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red CrossDirty Harry (1971) - Don SiegelClint Eastwood Still got that one outstanding from a while back guys - any takers??? Hi...I'm nice, he's nice......we're both f***king lunatics...can I come in please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Hi...I'm nice, he's nice......we're both f***king lunatics...can I come in please? Flatliners. (pretty sure Kiefer Sutherland said it - dont know off-hand who directed etc.) new one: You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blues Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 fargo ? yeah definatly fargo.. uh.. lemme think... this one is pretty easy Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Sean Connery - The Rock Pain is your friend; it is your ally. Pain reminds you to finish the job and get the hell home. Pain tells you when you have been seriously wounded. And you know what the best thing about pain is? It tells you you're not dead yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furby Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 ^ G.I. Jane ^ You can't fight in here! This is the war room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quboid Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Sellers - Dr. Strangelove Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ^ Wall Street - Michael Douglas What the **** are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ^Swingers "I could stick my head up a bull's ass but i'd rather take my butchers word for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicMan Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Flatliners.(pretty sure Kiefer Sutherland said it - dont know off-hand who directed etc.) new one: Correct :D I knew somebody would get it and yes it was Kiefer Sutherland who said it. Referring to Kevin Bacon and himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmonk Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ^SwingersQUOTE "I could stick my head up a bull's ass but i'd rather take my butchers word for it." tommy boy (1995)? Now try mine :p Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh ****. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy ****. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the ****in' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey ****s'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioscheine Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 OK guys, try and guess this one, its a hard one. It's 5:40 am and in about one minute I'm going to watch the sun come up. I don't know if I've ever done that. Anyway, we're going to try to pick things up, and start over. It won't be easy but we're all together again. And I feel good. I'm not sure if this paper is what you wanted, if I hit the social significance or whatever you're looking for. But, for what it's worth, thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 tommy boy (1995)? Now try mine :p Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpshiznid Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 It's 5:40 am and in about one minute I'm going to watch the sun come up. I don't know if I've ever done that. Anyway, we're going to try to pick things up, and start over. It won't be easy but we're all together again. And I feel good. I'm not sure if this paper is what you wanted, if I hit the social significance or whatever you're looking for. But, for what it's worth, thanks a lot. American History XTry this... The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightryderrwn Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 American History XTry this... The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school. Ferris Bueller's Day Off, I believe.... Starring: Matthew Broderick Alan Ruck Jeffrey Jones Directed by: John Hughes Here's a new one: "We're here to preserve democracy, not to practice it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmonk Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 tommy boy (1995)?Now try mine :p Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteWhite Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 "We're here to preserve democracy, not to practice it." Crimson Tide, spoken by Gene Hackman, can't remember the characters name. also starred denzil washington. New One.. Character 1: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? Character 2: F**k off! We're the People's Front of Judea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Alright, this should be pretty easy: Character A: What is your name?Character B: Butch. Character A: What does it mean? Character B: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_M Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 A very easy one, too easy in fact... SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! You get 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Got3n Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Ohhho hhhhhohhhhh i knwo that, its Scar Face!!!! let seee Quote: Go ninja, go ninja , go!!!!!!!! (Goten) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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