Callaway Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 WEE HUMVEE SPREE:The ARIZONA REPUBLIC reports that last week, when the starting offensive linemen for the Arizona Cardinals entered the locker room after practice, they found Hummer keys in their lockers, thanks to Emmitt Smith. Cardinal L.J. Shelton: "(Offensive lineman) Cameron (Spikes) was running around waving his key." The Hummers, Smith told his teammates, were parked in the players lot. And they were. Five remote-control Hummers, parked next to Smith's real one. Shelton after Spikes' Hummer Bummer: "I thought Cameron was going to slit his wrists." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Ha!!! Emmitt is awesome!!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1543492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMasamune Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 LOL :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1543497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
devBrian Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Haha. PWNED. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1543505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonobozoot Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 boing :blink: :hmmm: Some New Year's gift. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1543512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
[yt] Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Wow, I was about to say... that would of been really generous of him. It's funny that I live in Arizona and I didn't even hear that story lol... I guess that's why I'm moving back to Colorado cuzz I don't really care for this place. :happy: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1543643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayepecks Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 LMFAO! Don't like Emitt, but that's hilarious :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1543658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeonic Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 Emmitt made a huge mistake going to Arizona...but that is pretty clever of him. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1545510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayepecks Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 Emmitt made a huge mistake going to Arizona...but that is pretty clever of him. Emmitt made a huge mistake by staying in the NFL this year. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1545911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardagg Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 I agree, He should have retired as a cowboy after getting the NFL rushing record last year. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1546120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMac Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 Haha. That's halarious. I would say Emmit better watch out cause the line won't block for him next time but they don't do it well anyways and he might not return so oh well. :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1546154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeonic Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 Haha. That's halarious. I would say Emmit better watch out cause the line won't block for him next time but they don't do it well anyways and he might not return so oh well. :p lol! :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1546221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanctified Veteran Posted January 3, 2004 Veteran Share Posted January 3, 2004 ha!! another reason of why Emmit is my sports idol!!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/128323-football-humor-courtesy-of-emmitt-smith/#findComment-1546227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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