Jack W Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I'd like to take the crown, and announce that this is my 1000th post. Thank you to everyone in the community who has: Engaged in my random ramblings here-and-there Taken part in commenting on news stories posted by me Dealt with my... spam You're true soldiers, all of you. Particular thanks to @BinaryData, @The Evil Overlord and @upnorth. So, which staff member will be first to bump my head with the ban hammer? For history purposes: Spoiler LimeMaster, devHead, The Evil Overlord and 3 others 6 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Congrats But remember, you may NEVER post again, otherwise you'll have lost the 1000 marker on your profile Jack W, +Raze and Danielx64 3 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack W Posted May 25, 2016 Author Share Posted May 25, 2016 Just now, The Evil Overlord said: Congrats But remember, you may NEVER post again, otherwise you'll have lost the 1000 marker on your profile I got this! I got this! It shall never be lost. LimeMaster and The Evil Overlord 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 ...and he ruined it 1001 +Raze 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack W Posted May 25, 2016 Author Share Posted May 25, 2016 Just now, The Evil Overlord said: ...and he ruined it 1001 It was too tempting... I can't ignore you The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 1002 +Raze 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack W Posted May 25, 2016 Author Share Posted May 25, 2016 Just now, The Evil Overlord said: 1002 Will be time for my 2000th soon. Might go grab a cup of tea, maybe it'll be closer by the time I get back. The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 1003 +Raze 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack W Posted May 25, 2016 Author Share Posted May 25, 2016 Just now, The Evil Overlord said: 1003 You're dedicated, I'll give you that. The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 ok ok, I'll stop next milestone 1337 posts, remember to screenshot, Jack W and +Raze 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack W Posted May 25, 2016 Author Share Posted May 25, 2016 Just now, The Evil Overlord said: ok ok, I'll stop next milestone 1337 posts, remember to screenshot, Ah, will do! That shall be for another day though... I haven't slept and I've got work in around 5 hours. *runs away into the darkness of the interwebz* The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinaryData Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Hmm... I think I'm getting close to 1337 I dunno why I'm tagged in here. I don't ramble. Jack W 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426864 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunknMunky Veteran Posted May 26, 2016 Veteran Share Posted May 26, 2016 Pfft, 1K... *shines his 25K stars* Congrats and get working on 2K! Jack W 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielx64 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Congrats Jack W 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinaryData Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just now, Andrew said: Pfft, 1K... *shines his 25K stars* Congrats and get working on 2K! I'm coming for that title, Andrew. Careful, I might want your job too Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimeMaster Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Congrats, cheater! We all know Neobond pays you to post here on a regular basis. Jack W 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinaryData Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, LimeMaster said: Congrats, cheater! We all know Neobond pays you to post here on a regular basis. I can get paid to post on Neowin!? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimeMaster Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 1 minute ago, BinaryData said: I can get paid to post on Neowin!? If you apply for a news position, then yes: https://www.neowin.net/apply Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mando Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, BinaryData said: I can get paid to post on Neowin!? only for gratuitous dirty beard shots! beardo-pron! im looking just as bearded these days, cept you got waaay more red in yours than I have left, mines all silver/white! youve got that to look forward to Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinaryData Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just now, LimeMaster said: If you apply for a news position, then yes: https://www.neowin.net/apply Ain't nobody got time for that! Plus, the articles I want to post, are frowned upon LimeMaster 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinaryData Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just now, Mando said: only for gratuitous dirty beard shots! beardo-pron! im looking just as bearded these days, cept you got waaay more red in yours than I have left, mines all silver/white! I ain't an old man yet If I get married I will. Haha. My turns reddish in the summer, and dark brown in the winter. It's currently longer than that one, I'm not going to trim it until I get my next job interview. Then I'll pay to have someone professionally trim it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimeMaster Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, BinaryData said: Ain't nobody got time for that! Plus, the articles I want to post, are frowned upon But you seemed so keen at first. Oh well. Also, what sort of articles would you post if you were allowed to post anything? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mando Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just now, BinaryData said: I ain't an old man yet If I get married I will. Haha. My turns reddish in the summer, and dark brown in the winter. It's currently longer than that one, I'm not going to trim it until I get my next job interview. Then I'll pay to have someone professionally trim it. hahaha you saying im old like? young whippersnapper! im only 44 mine used to go firey red in my 20s and 30s now i look like a silver fox tbh, i just had mine trimmed after 3 months, I looked like Capn haddock from Tin tin lol ive got a good 2-3" length all over now. Beard oil, the best invention everer! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinaryData Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, LimeMaster said: But you seemed so keen at first. Oh well. Also, what sort of articles would you post if you were allowed to post anything? Eh, things that shouldn't be spoken about on Public Forums. I would love to see Neowin get an "Adult" Section, but I doubt Steven would allow that 2 minutes ago, Mando said: hahaha you saying im old like? young whippersnapper! im only 44 mine used to go firey red in my 20s and 30s now i look like a silver fox tbh, i just had mine trimmed after 3 months, I looked like Capn haddock from Tin tin lol ive got a good 2-3" length all over now. Beard oil, the best invention everer! Cap'n Haddock from Tin Tin? The hell is that? What beard oil do you use? I don't use any right now. I was worried about it doing something to the servers I work on. I shed like a dog, it's rather unbecoming to be honest. LimeMaster 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeChipshop Member Posted May 26, 2016 Member Share Posted May 26, 2016 Not to lick to much bottom or anything but i for one generally enjoy your threads and pieces! Keep up the good work. Jack W 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1298578-so-uh-this-is-to-1000-posts-of-utter-rubbish-youre-welcome/#findComment-597426928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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