nsfw The official Funny Pictures thread

3,367 · October 30

On 29/10/2024 at 19:57, primortal said:

Once upon a time, in a lush garden where the flowers whispered secrets to each other, there lived a snail named Sheldon.
Sheldon was a dreamer, always imagining what life was like beyond the garden.

One sunny day, he met a turtle named Tanya, who wore a shell so grand it could have been a castle.
"Tanya," Sheldon exclaimed, "could you carry me on your back to see the world?" Tanya chuckled, her old eyes twinkling like stars, "Hop on, slowpoke, let's go on an adventure!"

And so, with Sheldon perched excitedly atop Tanya's shell, they embarked on a journey that was not fast, not furious, but full of wonder.

They saw the towering trees, the dancing butterflies, and even a caterpillar performing a one-bug play.
As the sun set, painting the sky in hues of orange and pink, Sheldon realized that the world was vast, beautiful, and surprisingly accessible at the speed of turtle.

The End....

For the people who have kids, to read tonight before bedtime

Oh... courtesy of MS Copilot.....