Mindovermaster Global Moderator Posted June 8, 2018 Global Moderator Share Posted June 8, 2018 Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it. timster, Terry504, sc302 and 3 others 1 5 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1365328-two-hillbillies-walk-into-a-restaurant/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stray Neuron Subscriber¹ Posted June 8, 2018 Subscriber¹ Share Posted June 8, 2018 pretty funny Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1365328-two-hillbillies-walk-into-a-restaurant/#findComment-598282364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+BudMan MVC Posted June 8, 2018 MVC Share Posted June 8, 2018 not bad thanks! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1365328-two-hillbillies-walk-into-a-restaurant/#findComment-598282712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DConnell Member Posted June 11, 2018 Member Share Posted June 11, 2018 On 08/06/2018 at 02:02, Mindovermaster said: Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it. Expand A classic. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1365328-two-hillbillies-walk-into-a-restaurant/#findComment-598284910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindovermaster Global Moderator Posted June 11, 2018 Author Global Moderator Share Posted June 11, 2018 On 11/06/2018 at 20:07, DConnell said: A classic. Expand I saw it on FB, was hilarious. So, why not copy it to here? DConnell 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1365328-two-hillbillies-walk-into-a-restaurant/#findComment-598284986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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