Steven P. Administrators Posted July 10, 2022 Administrators Share Posted July 10, 2022 Post your own Chuck Norris facts, I'll start: Quote The City of Houston named a Street after him but had to change it because people kept dying on it. You see, no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Quote Chuck once killed two stones with one bird... nerim, xrobwx71 and spikey_richie 3 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹ Posted July 10, 2022 Subscriber¹ Share Posted July 10, 2022 On 10/07/2022 at 13:50, Steven P. said: Post your own Chuck Norris facts, I'll start: I know you are old... But come on .... In what reality you think he is still relevant and people care? adrynalyne, +Matthew S., Gone and 1 other 4 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted July 10, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted July 10, 2022 Quote Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After days of excruciating pain, the cobra passed away. spikey_richie, devHead, nerim and 3 others 1 5 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrynalyne Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. spikey_richie, xrobwx71, devHead and 2 others 1 4 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
devHead Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 On 10/07/2022 at 11:14, E.Worm Jimmy said: I know you are old... But come on .... In what reality you think he is still relevant and people care? If you don't think they're funny or relevant E.Worm, don't visit this post / thread. Hurricane Andrew, spikey_richie, adrynalyne and 1 other 2 1 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
devHead Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. xrobwx71, spikey_richie, nerim and 1 other 1 3 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
devHead Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris. Steven P., nerim and xrobwx71 1 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulphy Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 (edited) Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he just round-house kicks himself in the face to knock the stubble down! xrobwx71 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikey_richie Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 (edited) Chuck Norris can divide by 0. Chuck Norris was supposed to be featured on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard. Steven P. and xrobwx71 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulphy Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience. +Matthew S., dtm2138, nerim and 1 other 1 3 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikedOut Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down. xrobwx71, nerim and devHead 1 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikey_richie Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Chuck Norris doesn't adjust his clocks for DST, time bends around him. xrobwx71 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Nite Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits, xrobwx71 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikey_richie Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 (edited) When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his dad "You're the man of the house now" When Chuck Norris enters a dark room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off. xrobwx71 and Steven P. 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikey_richie Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 When Chuck Norris steps on LEGO, the LEGO cries. Steven P., devHead and xrobwx71 1 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrobwx71 Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling. dtm2138, Steven P., spikey_richie and 1 other 1 3 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikey_richie Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 (edited) The Dead Sea was alive, before Chuck Norris swam in it. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret. Edited July 11, 2022 by spikey_richie xrobwx71 and Steven P. 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹ Posted July 11, 2022 Subscriber¹ Share Posted July 11, 2022 On 10/07/2022 at 14:14, E.Worm Jimmy said: I know you are old... But come on .... In what reality you think he is still relevant and people care? Well, apparently I was wrong. Ha. devHead and xrobwx71 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrobwx71 Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 On 11/07/2022 at 11:15, E.Worm Jimmy said: Well, apparently I was wrong. Ha. Infinity waits for Chuck Norris. +E.Worm Jimmy and Steven P. 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598746700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 On 11/07/2022 at 12:55, xrobwx71 said: Infinity waits for Chuck Norris. It didn't have to wait long, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1419608-chuck-norris-facts/#findComment-598747876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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