Dahoe Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly,deeply and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears. "We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed. "Why?" gasped Declan. "Daddy says that crabs are too common", she wailed. "He claims you are a mere crab and a poor one at that and crabs are the lowest class of crustacean... and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only walk sideways." Declan was shattered and scuttled sideways away into the darkness and began to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making But the Lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in! The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the Floor....and all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but FORWARDS!!!! One crab claw after another! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked King Lobster in the eye. There was a deadly hush. Finally, Declan spoke....... "Jaysus, I'm locked" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSouL Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 what does it mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaterSalad Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 :huh: Ahh.. Okay, I'm cornfused... I must not understand the punch line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_Herbie Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 :huh: Glad I'm not the only one to not get the punchline... :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyPotatoes Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 LOLOLOL i get it the lobster ate the crab because he didn't pay the taxes, , good joke (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSouL Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I dont get it either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Two things that abhor me - people who cut and paste she-yight jokes from other sites, and people who dont format their lines to the length that the forum g i v es you. It doesnt make you look clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz360 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 huh? wha...locked? *cough* *cough* ah ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 haha yea, i don't get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaladis Veteran Posted February 17, 2004 Veteran Share Posted February 17, 2004 hhmmm... i see im not the only one who still cant get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aadhu Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 and the punch is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 lol. quick. many people are asking for wad the joke is about. dont just paste joke from other place. we are a bunch of demanding people. we demand good and easy to understand jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 LOL at all the responses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogan Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 :blink: :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premgenius Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 ??? Dont get this ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 That was a really long read, for a really confusing punchline. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japlabot Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I think his legs locked up, like when you have a cramp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I think his legs locked up, like when you have a cramp Yeah, I'm sure we all get that... but why in God's good name is that funny? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilotX Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 The punchline as been censured, thats causing the confusion The punchline should be F*ck I'm P*ssed P*ssed being a term used to mean extremly drunk, So the crab was so drunk he walked forward instead of sideways. Sorry for pooching the curse filter.. but there was no other way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 i still don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 The punchline as been censured, thats causing the confusionThe punchline should be F*ck I'm P*ssed P*ssed being a term used to mean extremly drunk, So the crab was so drunk he walked forward instead of sideways. Sorry for pooching the curse filter.. but there was no other way Ohhhh.... now I get it. LOL. @Anita: When you're drunk, you can't walk straight, you usually stagger side-to-side. Consequently, when the crab got drunk, he walked straight, instead of side-to-side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98XT Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Err ... WTF? :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulet Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 lol, I get it now, not that funny, tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devila_C Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 yeah...finally get it..but sorta uh hard to understand...haha...not a great joke i'd say..:) nice try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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