The Crab & The Lobster


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Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were

madly,deeply and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an

idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in

tears.

"We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed.

"Why?" gasped Declan.

"Daddy says that crabs are too common", she wailed. "He claims you

are a mere crab and a poor one at that and crabs are the lowest class

of crustacean... and that no daughter of his will marry

someone who can only walk sideways."

Declan was shattered and scuttled sideways away into the darkness and

began to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.

That night the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters

came from far and wide, dancing and merry making But the Lobster

Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's

side, inconsolable.

Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab

strode in! The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess

gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne.

Slowly, painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the

Floor....and all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but

FORWARDS!!!! One crab claw after another!

Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until

he finally looked King Lobster in the eye.

There was a deadly hush.

Finally, Declan spoke.......

"Jaysus, I'm locked"

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Two things that abhor me - people who cut and paste she-yight jokes from other sites, and people who dont format

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It doesnt make you look clever.

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lol. quick. many people are asking for wad the joke is about. dont just paste joke from other place. we are a bunch of demanding people. we demand good and easy to understand jokes.

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The punchline as been censured, thats causing the confusion

The punchline should be F*ck I'm P*ssed

P*ssed being a term used to mean extremly drunk, So the crab was so drunk he walked forward instead of sideways.

Sorry for pooching the curse filter.. but there was no other way

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The punchline as been censured, thats causing the confusion

The punchline should be F*ck I'm P*ssed

P*ssed being a term used to mean extremly drunk, So the crab was so drunk he walked forward instead of sideways.

Sorry for pooching the curse filter.. but there was no other way

Ohhhh.... now I get it. LOL.

@Anita: When you're drunk, you can't walk straight, you usually stagger side-to-side. Consequently, when the crab got drunk, he walked straight, instead of side-to-side.

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