bonobozoot Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Here is the following Windows 2000 source code leaked onto the Internet. :D :laugh: /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "workst~1.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #include "monopoly.h" #define INSTALL HARD char make_prog_look_big1600000; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); disable_Netscape(); disable_RealPlayer(); disable_Lotus_Products(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt) else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); } Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocture Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 heh.. I can see the humor in it, but I like windows so it's not gonna make me laugh Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xplatinum Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 funny or not, its old :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
smm5786 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 i think i remember thinking this was funny, but that was soo long ago its hard to know for sure Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
an0maly Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO.... not funny Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 I'm so asd-98f7a9s8df9uasdfjlkhfds sick of seeing this.. STOP POSTING IT!!! ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!! :angry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBender Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 ha...hah....haha...no. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadian397 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 hey, it actually works on my system! LOL! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
futb0l Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 hahaa! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blodia Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Man how many more times are we gonna see the same joke.. How come whenever something is posted, it's posted like 5 times in the same week..funny how word spreads on the internet.. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+virtorio MVC Posted February 21, 2004 MVC Share Posted February 21, 2004 this thing was funny back in 2000 now, its just stupid. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redestium Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 So lame.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
longwilli Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 well... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1759898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychoticDEMENTO Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 i've never seen it before! it made me crack up! fcuk all of you guys! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/143159-leaked-windows-2000-source-code/#findComment-1761540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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