jnelsoninjax Posted February 14, 2024 Share Posted February 14, 2024 He couldn't help but notice a middle-aged, balding man wearing a suit, standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. There were stacks and stacks of envelopes. He kept watching as the man then took out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying the scent over the envelopes. By now, the guy's curiosity had got the better of him, so he asked the man what he was doing. The man replied, "Every year before Valentine's Day, I send out 500 Valentine's Day cards, signed, 'Guess who? xoxo'" The guy asked, "But, why?" Spoiler The man replied, "I'm a divorce lawyer." satukoro, +hedleigh, Mindovermaster and 4 others 1 6 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1438397-a-guy-walked-into-a-post-office-just-before-valentines-day/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindovermaster Global Moderator Posted February 15, 2024 Global Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2024 That is so bad.. jnelsoninjax 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1438397-a-guy-walked-into-a-post-office-just-before-valentines-day/#findComment-598882783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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