French Customs (D-Day related joke)


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The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French Customs he fumbled for his passport.

"You 'Ave been to 'Franze' before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked

sarcastically.

The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Dat is impossible! You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on

arrival in Franze!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long, hard look. Then he quietly

explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find

any Frenchmen to show it to."

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Of course not, they put up a hell of a fight. ;) :whistle:

Not exactly a fight maybe, but what they did for sure not do was in any way 'surrender'.

And Blax, yeah, that might be the whole point of the joke, :laugh:

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