My 21st Birthday!


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Tomorrow (06/26) is my 21st birthday! Yay! I'm going to the bar to get tore the f*ck up! Tonight i'm going to the liquor store at midnight just because i can now.... LOL! :woot:

For a birthday present, everyone at Neowin should chip in and buy my computer i have for sale in Neobay. :D (or at least go bump it). :p

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Consider yourself lucky that none of your friends decided to hire a Fatogram to surprise you. I half expected a naked busty blonde during my 21st party. Instead, there a Fat-Granny-Stripper (thank god she wasn't a Granny-Tranny; I would've died.) She started to strip, tore me down to my underwear, and pinned me down under her truckload of an ass... :x

1/2 hour later, the real stripper came in. Too late, I was already in the bathroom spewing up carrot chunks. (why the hell do they always seem to be carrots. I never eat carrots.)

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