kibkid Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 This is not out of your mind funny but I thought it was funny enough to share it with you. the perfect dayThe Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 ######. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 ######. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap. 6:15 ######. 6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit. 7:30 ****, shower, shave. 8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals). 9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero 10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries 11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight ######. Sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insurektion Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 guys arent asking to much. you forgot for the ladies 1:15: Get in Argument with Husband, show him up, win the argument, and have him feel bad but not show it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack_canada Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chconline Veteran Posted August 28, 2004 Veteran Share Posted August 28, 2004 ha :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az`rael Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liebe Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelsinho Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobelet Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 I'd really prefer Women's perfect day (except for the "3:00 Facial, massage, nap" part)... I find it nicer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 good, but repost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattmatik Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 I'd really prefer Women's perfect day (except for the "3:00 Facial, massage, nap" part)... I find it nicer. Agree. And I would rather have pillowtalk in HER soft arms than his strong arms. hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobelet Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Agree. And I would rather have pillowtalk in HER soft arms than his strong arms. hahaha. Of course :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Agree. And I would rather have pillowtalk in HER soft arms than his strong arms. hahaha. She better have pillow talk and ice cream eating with my big strong and hard boy down there... :whistle: :shifty: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bartekpl Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 I have the same schedial except the blow jobs and sex parts :( ROFL. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 guys rule !!!!!!!!! wooot.....i wish i get mah perfect da son ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 :rofl: haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 And yes! The perfect day could be yours! Just send your bank details to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 lmao.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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