allfive6 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!". 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)! 8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sn1p3t Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 ...Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer! O M G LOL! Great post! It's funny how stupid people can be. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
p e t r o l xl Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 LMAO! :yes: :yes: :yes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbagaria Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 lol :unsure: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
agt Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Sweet I'm not in there :whistle: Nice post :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KzR Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" This one is funny, LOL! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo003 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 lol NICE ONE (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECEGatorTuro Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Nice (Y) :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaladis Veteran Posted September 21, 2004 Veteran Share Posted September 21, 2004 Hahaha :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConfusedFusion Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 is this all true or just made up stories? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597134 Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 you just nominated yourself as #9 :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=SD=- Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 (edited) lol, I like the guy with the hand gun. (sp edited, it's late, I can't spell :p) Edited September 21, 2004 by -=SD=- Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
unique Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 you just nominated yourself as #9 :rofl: huh? and what kind of keyboard has the caps key under shift? CRAZY WORLD I TELL YA! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 huh? and what kind of keyboard has the caps key under shift? CRAZY WORLD I TELL YA! european keyboard have, we also use the metric system in case you didn't know :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunch Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 funny funny Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctebah Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 the last, longest one is the funniest one. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
**marisa** Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 european keyboard have, we also use the metric system in case you didn't know :rofl: only 'european' keyboard i've ever seen with the caps lock in some other location. Ctrl, shift, c/lock, tab, random button console thing, esc. thats the order. standard. ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelsinho Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 FUNNY :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584597599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qdave Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 that list was hillarious!!! thanks for a good laugh! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584598513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamend Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 european keyboard have, we also use the metric system in case you didn't know :rofl: All of Europe? I've spent time in Germany and France, and the caps lock key is in the same place as US English and Canadian billingual keyboards. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584598549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Title edited.... No caps locks, please. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584598627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phedot Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 All of Europe? I've spent time in Germany and France, and the caps lock key is in the same place as US English and Canadian billingual keyboards. Yeah I've mine Microsoft Keyboard with Portuguese Settings and the Caps Lock is under Shift Key... :rolleyes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584598632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danellis Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 rofl :laugh: some people are so dumb it's scary :o Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584598682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-uk Veteran Posted September 21, 2004 Veteran Share Posted September 21, 2004 haha lol :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584598700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Dragon Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 funny stuff :D where did you find that info at. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/220572-top-8-morons-of-2003/#findComment-584598757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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