irdawood Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 a transvestite was Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-139779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wog boy Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 riding a sheep Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-139780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 searching for...... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-139781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
irdawood Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 bill gates and a fix for his pirated copy of win XP Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-139783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 but Bills couldnt unlock it.......... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-139793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
irdawood Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 just then.....Tabatha Cash turns up.... {pic of her below} Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-139807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 and says... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-139898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvorgold Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 "luke, i'm your father" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-140028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Gates Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 ...and Phil Gates is your son!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-140195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
irdawood Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 and im {reffering to herself} am your ho, they then all took there clothes off.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-140394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MulletRobZ Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 and were caught ... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-140877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Gates Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 by david spade on girls gone wild!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-140880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvorgold Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 the late phil hartman, Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-140911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaddogMDD Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Best thread ever..... but the last post doesn't fit. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-140922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Gates Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by MaddogMDD Best thread ever..... but the last post doesn't fit. doesn't fit in even the biggest size pants! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-140932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
irdawood Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 seeing everyone doing the biz david spade says.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-141140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 come on guys continue the story....where are we left.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-141166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 what the? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-141242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MulletRobZ Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Start over with Chapter 4, folks! :) Tourist affairs ... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-141365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinatosk Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 this is the best thread i seen ^_^ HAHAHAHA!!! keep the story going :) Phil Gates LOL!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-141386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dessimat0r Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by irdawood seeing everyone doing the biz david spade says.... One ring to rule them all One ring to find them One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-141396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Gates Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 in holy matrimony Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-141405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 until the end.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-142466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 of democracy..... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-142515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CustardFD Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Ok, a slightly modded in places recap refresh # Chapter 1 Today, we ate pizza with red wine and squirrels when, oversized elephants wearing pink racing condoms busted and then my rectum talked loudly, everyone thought that I would burst out in flames but I didn?t stink that much except when the dog took a huge crap on my pink tutu inside the imac cdrom dildo 2001 competition featuring elephants alongside squirrels armed with torpedoes aimed directly over Bill my pot-belly pig and pushed my cancerous clock into a hat filled with Horse sh*t and turnips that always gets eaten with strawberry yoghurt pots, except when sleeping hairy feet covered with gravy stains and stuck to burning ashes among giggling daisies flying towards my throbbing member of parliament called that. That said who licks p***y shall upside himself into pulsating his excessively large hole-punch through his mothers goat brother and vomits on his pet d**k. Meanwhile the renovations being when friends explode. Tuesday evening my sister started smacking purple Cambodians with dead chickens and tuna fish paste which had hazelnuts squeezed into vibrating drums. The chickens only masturbated in line before being vomited on. We all ate Phongs that smelled of old sweaty ****roaches wrapped with pastry, shortcrust and evil fellow squirrels. Why did the GDI attack Lesbians-R-Us? Because they had illegal donuts covered with warez-cds labeled... "Windows XP Professional.?So Lezbianz-R-Us, sold them all to Apple-Corp, but it didn?t work because 128 necrophiliacs came and chewed flaming maggots and Jelly babies. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, (the) Tonto, disguised as a door, disposed (something?) into buckets filled with strawberry turkey stew. George-Dubbya hired professionally trained monkeys to dig through the rooftops with plastic ######! ....Well, after the shambler screwed the necrophiliac against Intel's Pentium 9000 GHz cow flavored shotguns. Microsoft said "Chickens MUST cross activation before 20 years of good dedication. Sexy Jemima, the squirrel, dances with wolves that won?t bite Mr. [insert your name here]. Is the cheese fat? Yes. But what? It was designed to make Linux RedHat chocolate gummy bears scrumptious! So the slimy PCI Slots thought about going fisting donkeys..... REBOOT... LOADING WINDOWS XP... *STOP* ... Suddenly, Grandpa Joe noticed sumthin weird inside computer monthly, his mother suddenly made love with page 62 and page 63. Sex0red the 9 inch long penis extension under the hummer started to procrastinate over the thought of smelling like rotting c**chie and (you're an odd bunch...) looking like a hemorrhoid covered baboons ass which tastes like pudding with tomatoes and carrots. At this time Penelope was having an ice cream steak that tastes like Captain Phatty. Meanwhile the squirrel was talking hornyly to my favorite microwave (who!), sang about blowup hamburgers. Then out of nowhere some aliens from Mars took his moustache long and white and burnt it. This cheesed off Mister Micro$oft Man because Gill Bates urinated for years on OIGNYBOINGY! Sightings of Bin-Laden being F**ked by sum x-rayed cows huffin glue showed up on Jeopardy do'n the nasty with a nuclear missile. Suddenly Strom Thurmond yelled "Pigeons don't dress wolves unless you take off their nerfherders and suspenders" 500 Miles away Jack was having sex with a moose! Underage teens need porn stardom with School Football Players'S assistance. This results in teenage suicide escalations that result in a total catastrophe! And reduction in "male testosterone levels" Today's weather expect 99% chance of a XP warez thunderstorm in Bill Gates' country that will result in a conspiracy involving strippers with amazingly interesting boobs. Meanwhile your mom drank waaaaaay too much alcoholic beverages and the moose was not imprisoned by monks who had anal pudding. The monkeys began typing "President Bush had little underpants filled with itching polar bear manure that steamed at perpendicular triangulation in relation to his body." Then, suddenly the Neowinians ejaculated lots of pink cotton-candy DNA with chips. Meanwhile... Mc Donald's was attacked by robots wielding Palm m500's. Eeeek said the spider, smoking another blunt cigar. Then elephants raised their hoofs because in Jamaica the fear of squirrels have terrified their brains and eaten beans all day long! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH: Reboot Loading Windows XP Professional Please wait... Damn that's good! Therefore, plasma screen TV rules all. Bill Gates what the fudge? Penguins playing trumpets with their butts. This is revolting, but he went pee on boo and spontaneously combusted. Weekend Update: There has been a terrible tragedy.... I'm Brian Fellows in Tiananmen Square buying "The script of this thread: Summarized by Phil Gates: Danke" Suddenly ants would be considered as offspring because the killer whale; THE END; The end IS NEAR. Well, Grandpa dissolved into tiny bits of goo right on, MAN! But, although some may say the goo tasted like chicken and smelled like fish... I cooked myself a big fat dish of sardines, but willywonka my cat, ate the sardines and took a dump in my new saut? pan, pee'ed in my whiskey and tickled my best friends nut-sack. Meanwhile, squirrels have secks in the bushes during a full hurricane in Coconut Grove, Florida. Suddenly a bolt of lightning crashed down and killed the secksing squirrels cause I got high on women! Frequent flyer miles collected by beer drinkers and Kheldar ate Chicken mayonnaise with catsup and fries near Ronnie Davees who shoved potatoes up his hamster?s azz, slowly. Boring but delightful. **** I was gonna post something, but I just got fired from my job... ****ing fegs. So pigs flew throughout the inside of a fishbowl and were shot down by Afghanistan missiles, the US reacted by burning incense non-stop inside of their Playboy printing factory which unfortunately printed 2,000,000 pics of Britney fully clothed by accident but little did we know Britney was a man, so it was good that the pictures were fully clothed. Though people still liked it all over 5 cents. Maybe that?s why we started this whole thing. In the end, the monkeys and all of Neowin were happy. But wait...... what about the Playboy magazines? It turned out to be Janet Reno with her new breast implants. THE END..... And its final more did we know. Or is it? stay tuned Same Neowin time Same Neowin channel voice> The terrifying situation featuring testicles stewing in a red hot office assistant by the security guard who ate chicken pina colada salad with a side order of cumfilled peppers which were more spicy than usual and caused and unexpected smell to arise and knocked out anyone who smelt it like the spleen to play volleyball by the seaside with hot naked chicks. Little Normy got lucky, didn?t get hurt nor saddened. But suddenly!! a tornado sucked Homer.... Today, we ate pizza with red wine and squirrels when, oversized elephants wearing pink socks and wore green box0rz with red white and blue, and a t-shirt that read God Bless America was proudly worn by Osama Bin Laden! George W. Bush who liked to bomb the crap out of Afghanistan. YAY Cheered Rudy and all New Yorkers. Only crap tastes good, why did you say why? Because I felt like it, and it was worth it because? Wonderful! The beer I drank transformed into a cyber monkey spanking psycho Microsoft. While creatures infested with herpes trying to eat maggots with gonnoria and elaphantitus of the testicles of an octopus which swelled up into a balloon that dropped him in the new Neowin chat room where he farted loudly like bombs in Afghanistan falling out of the sky. They hit the water bottle that shattered like a turd from a rotten ######. Suddenly, Microsoft Bob Saget started boring with stupid Fire breathing camels and LCD Imac2 while -FX- was trying to eat toddlers but then his pants lit on fire. Causing an ecological disaster on BSOD island, when 3nd3r climbed upon his lazydesert? and zoomed off to his personal jet and drank till he passed out, and ended up on beer **** and when vinh smacked himself on 3nd3rs big head 3nd3r kicked vinh in the butt, but it seemed very mushy because 3nd3rs mum killed Vinh's toilet seat and shot vinh's Pinky friend, 3nd3r. And then the end. But the next day, it was sunny and purple, with a thick haze of green fog on the naked women?s boyfriend. I thought milk looked like Z3r0s Theme. ? pfft I original put "the end" as imaginative as I am. But just as Z3r0 was replying to an email, spam poured Neowin?s forums! 3nd3r fixed his car because his tire had VIA drivers and kept crashing, so he was ****ed off. Then he copied and pasted the URL into the recycle bin and emptied it. I drank a lot of b33r because I am 1337 and gets free b33r. Because I own a store where old Canadians cuss you out over 30 cent postcards. Because they are cheap old Canadians who really do hate everyone except other old Canadians who don?t know wut the hell they?re talking about and play Doom because they got bored and then a comet struck the Earth. THE END. Because they are dead and cheap, and can?t afford RTCW, but God gave them life again cos he was a nice bloke, and they wanted to thank God somehow so they went and died again and they came to buy him max payne (poor ******* must be tired of god sims they thought ) from Best Buy, where their prices are really expensive, so they stole it because the service at Best Buy was one by one, of bad service and all went to the cinema to watch Got Cath by Cops and Shot in the Head and died and end of story. Hum, back to Winamp Theme thingy, hf! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/2257-one-word-story-game/page/53/#findComment-142904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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