Sleeper Veteran Posted May 15, 2002 Veteran Share Posted May 15, 2002 whislt down there they came accross a mutated rat named splinter who mutated the kitties into Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitties and trained them to be lethal fighting machines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tai Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 led by their shogun, Tai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg77 Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 until the 's came and ate Tai the shogun and his trainee kitties down in the sewer........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tai Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 but Tai & the kitties survived again to fight another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 thus the resurrection wasn't complete and they were terribly mutilated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tai Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 except Tai who went off with Aria Giovanni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 actually it was an Aria Giovanni fake.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tai Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 but further research determined she was the real deal... and they made their escape before anything else could catch them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 but there is no way to escape "the chamber".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg77 Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 while Tai and his date choke on the gas and eventually die from the execution.... :sleeping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tai Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 but come back yet again to go lie on a beach gettin a tan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg77 Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 until the mutated shark comes up from the ocean to rip Tai apart while dining on Tai's organs...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locke Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 and locke takes a look at the chaos around him in the universe with the never ending borgs.. and tells aria giovanni about the fakes in the other parts of the universe. They laugh, as it is common knowledge that aria giovanni is happily confined to locke's castle in a TOTALLY inaccessible place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg77 Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 until the Borg beam in and steal Aria Giovanni and then beam back to the borg cube to assimilate her for the future Borg Army........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locke Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 borg actually beamed up locke's ass, where aria giovanni was being a bait. now aria is out, but borg remained stuck in locke's ass till he got out along with some pretty nasty smellin stuff. Aria and locke laugh, for the borg simply do not seem to understand the notion of total inaccesibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg77 Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 but locke had the misfortune that the borg had tricked locke into thinking that aria was actually taken. So, instead the borg beamed locke's ass back to him with a huge tapeworm slithering out of it and then the tapeworm engulfed locke in a good meal......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locke Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 locke translocates himself out of the thread, as he does not find borg's inability to die amusing.. He does not want any part of the BorgWars anymore.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 the pain is too big... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tai Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 ... and the candle so small.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 so a new art of war was born... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deadzombie Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 ...using only waffles, pez and a dirty pair of socks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel F. Administrators Posted May 15, 2002 Administrators Share Posted May 15, 2002 hay give me my socks back i've only had em on a week :bandit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john smith 1924 Veteran Posted May 15, 2002 Veteran Share Posted May 15, 2002 and went and killed a crocodile in the nile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deadzombie Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 ...as a sacrifice to the alien moon god Keldyn, destroyer of worlds and maker of butter popcorn!. As the ritual ends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel F. Administrators Posted May 15, 2002 Administrators Share Posted May 15, 2002 and the night falls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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