b3ta Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli. Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks maybe the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your crotch before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriz Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 lmao, heard it before, but still good :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584715637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ember Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 ROFL very good one :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584715944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrutalFluid Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 whos mary? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584716369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMasamune Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Heard it before, but it's still funny! :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584716379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelsinho Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 lol :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584716465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolop Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 shes been cheating on him with the blind man Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584716938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorpheux Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 NeoMasamune said: Heard it before, but it's still funny! :laugh: 584716379[/snapback] same here :happy: :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584716975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapyHamHocks Member Posted October 12, 2004 Member Share Posted October 12, 2004 Haikkaru said: whos mary? 584716369[/snapback] Mary is the owners wife. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584717146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrutalFluid Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Hilloki said: Mary is the owners wife. 584717146[/snapback] thank u Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584717173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrutalFluid Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 i get the joke now :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584717189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Sandwich Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 That joke is criminal :x Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584717570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-uk Veteran Posted October 12, 2004 Veteran Share Posted October 12, 2004 lol :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584717575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 haha. good ending (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584717581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghatak Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 good one Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584718310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
clx Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 hehe nice hadent heard that one before :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584718391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lnmnky Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Lol, thanks beta. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584718407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
[yt] Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 i've heard it before but still good... thanks :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584718580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted October 12, 2004 Veteran Share Posted October 12, 2004 Quiet funny. Didn't expect the end :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584718600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuxi Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 hehe :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/229195-blind-man-at-the-restaurant/#findComment-584721930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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