enklus Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I wuz booored laazt nait - kuddnt sliip - tis saw teh laigt uf day (or nait): Ten Commandments: 1: I am Gordon Freeman thy God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me 2: Thou shalt not take the name of Gordon Freeman thy God in vain 3: Remember thou keep the mods for the game coming 4: Honor Eli Vance and Alyx Vance 5: Thou shalt kill Striders 6: Thou shalt not commit adultry against half-life 2 (i.e. halo2) 7: Thou shalt not steal my crowbar 8: Thou shalt not bear false witness against Eli Vance 9: Thou shalt not covet Eli Vance's daughter Alyx 10: Thou shalt not covet Eli Vance's goods pretty lame, but nonetheless, couldn't just throw it away - had to shear it with someone -> then i thought of you guys, the Neowin Bunch! :happy: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Angry Bunny Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 :sleep: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584824127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redestium Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 "I wuz booored laazt nait - kuddnt sliip - tis saw teh laigt uf day (or nait):" Reading that was the funny part. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584824141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gersson Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I'm jewish and don't get it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584824150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 not funny. not even close to funny Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584825044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 nah not funny :no: (N) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584825051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
X Statik Process Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Sorry.... just wasn't funny. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584825057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoXY Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 .... :ninja: :ninja: :sleep: :sleep: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584825062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 that's the kinda kid that jacks off to HL2 screenshots Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584825100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ember Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 :whistle: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584826342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev/null Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 I'm jewish and don't get it. 584824150[/snapback] Don't worry, I'm not jewsih and I don't get it Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584826344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jymi Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Never post a joke ever again Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584826359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazebee_ Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 u need more practice! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584826376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMagik Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 u need more practice! no please... just give up... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584826523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
webeagle12 Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 oh yeah :whistle: **slowly backs away :pinch: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584826793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 nah...not funny Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584826799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack_canada Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 :no: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584829354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikill Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 :trout: :punch: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584829401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blademaster Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 :/ Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584829441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Very Strange ! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584830118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyl4n Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 i believe that is from http://www.actsofgord.com/ (funny site with experiences from a video game store owner. if you haven't read this yet, READ IT. it's hilarious) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584831432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 :rolleyes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584831480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kibkid Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 I'm jewish and don't get it. 584824150[/snapback] me neither Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584833546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
enklus Posted October 30, 2004 Author Share Posted October 30, 2004 Sorry!!! know it's not funny. :no: delete post.! :x :whistle: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584834153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted October 31, 2004 Veteran Share Posted October 31, 2004 Not funny :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/237067-ten-commandments/#findComment-584836064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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