Gazza Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says ?ou don?t know Jack Schitt!? Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep. N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Scitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced, Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her children were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Itally with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, ?You don?t know Jack Schitt!?, you can correct them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazydesert Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 indeed but what about jack squat ? eh? eh? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush T Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 some funny **** for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaisinCain Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 LMFAO!!!!! Great one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackCloud Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 rofl thats funny as hell bahahahah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
florinaperis Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Nice!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercube Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Interesting...:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlobeThrasher Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 I was reading it at school, and we wern't supposed to have browsers open. I was surprised when he read it and actually laughed, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeza Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 HAHAHAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zivan56 Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 lol, hilarious :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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