joke Acronyms....

[Nowhereman]

VENTRILOQUISTS

Venerable Elvis Ninjas Tirelessly Rest in Luxury Often Quite Unusually Insisting Slimy Tourists Suck... :-)

Next: Ubiquitous

[wazat]

Ubiquitous - Unique Bird In Queensland Used It Terriffic Orally, Using Suction.... LOL.

New Acronym - CALLIGRAPHY

[Nowhereman]

CALLIGRAPHY

Constipated Alligators Lying Lethargically In Gutters Regularly Attacked Passing Hearses Yesterday

New Acronym - MUMMIFICATION

[Joel]

MUMMIFICATION - My Usual Masturbation Marathon Illegally Fell Into Crazy Andy's Timid Idiot's Only Nap.

New Word - HANGNAIL

[wazat]

HANGNAIL - Having Amourous Nude Girls Nightly Always Is Lovely....

New acronym - PRODUCTIVITY

[Joel]

PRODUCTIVITY - Poor Rugged Old Dudley Used Crude Television In Videotaping Intensive, Trusting Youths

New Word - GUARANTEE

[wazat]

GUARANTEE - Grabbing Underwear And Running Away, Now That's Extreemly Exciting.....

New Acronym - CREDENTIALS

[antally]

CREDENTIALS - Creating Retards Everyday Does Eventually Nullify The Included Articles Listed Superstitously.

New Acronym - ZOOLOGY

[wazat]

ZOOLOGY - Zero Orgasms Only Let Our Girls Yell....

LOL.

New Acronym - PHYSICALLY

[antally]

PHYSICALLY - Placing Honey Yearly Seems Incredibly Cautious As Licking Loosens Youths

New Acronym - AMBIDEXTROUS

[wazat]

AMBIDEXTROUS - Alas, My Boy, I Don't Expect Xylophones To Really Outdo Unique Saxaphones

New Acronym - XENOPHOBIA

[wazat]

XENOPHOBIA - X-rays Emitted Near Our PC Have Occasionally Blown It Apart.

New Acronym. - FANTASY

[wazat]

FANTASY - For Another Naughty Teenager, Apple Strawbery Yoghurt

Come on am I the only one thinking these things out ???

New Acronym - MODEM (Should be easy)

[conundrum]

MODEM - Morons Only Drink Expired Milk

New Acronym - DENSITY

[wazat]

DENSITY - Don't Expect Naked Swimming In The Yukon

New Acronym - CREATIVITY

[wazat]

CREATIVITY - Could Reading Everything About The Ingrediants Verify If That's Yoghurt?

New Acronym - ESSENTIALS

[wazat]

ESSENTIALS - Even Sexy Singles Enjoy Night Time Intimate Affairs Left Secret....

New Acronym - BICYCLE

[wazat]

BICYCLE - Before Internet Came, Yodeling Chinese Looked Entertaining....

WTF????

New Acronym - ACRONYM

(Hey won't anyone try add to this thread???)

[D1V1510N]

A crackhead rode on New York's mini-bus.

New Acronym - INNOVATION

[wazat]

INNOVATION - I Never Noticed Old Virgins Are Totally Into Oral Naughtyness.....

New Acronym - DISPOSABLE

[wazat]

DISPOSABLE - Dare I Say, Prostitution On Sundays Actually Beats Lame Excuses!!!

???

New Acronym - ORANGES

[Joel]

ORANGES - Over Ripe Avocados Naturally Get Extra Squishy

New word - COMMERCIAL

[wazat]

COMMERCIAL - Constant Orgies Made Me Eventually Realise, Chicks Idolise Amazing Lovers.....

Yeah...

New Acronym - ASPARAGUS

[Joel]

ASPARAGUS - A Special Police Army Ran Around Guam, Unusual Sight.

New word - KANGAROO

[wazat]

KANGAROO - Kinky And Naughty Girls Are Really Obese Orangatangs.....

LOL.....

New Acronym - SPIDERWEB