at0mican Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent e-mail with attachments. They downloaded files. They did some genealogy reports. They created labels and cards. They did every known job. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and-of course-the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the Underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
nissmo300 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 very OLD :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585550999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipe Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 First time for me, good one! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585551021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Decryptor Veteran Posted March 1, 2005 Veteran Share Posted March 1, 2005 (edited) at0mican said: God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." 585550975[/snapback] And buddha performs sequential backups. :D Taken from a fellow neowinians sig. ;) Edited March 1, 2005 by The_Decryptor Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585551034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushnak Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 ahh k, clever joke. still didn't really make me laugh... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585551223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randy_tho Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 I've heard it before. Quote And buddha performs sequential backups. But without any data integrity. :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585551268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farstrider Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Jesus saves but Pel? scores on the rebound! :laugh:: Edit: Joke was OK, not bad! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585551854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ember Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 LOL, never heard this before :D (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585552109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marduk Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Good one, I've been trying to work that into a joke, something like "Jesus saves but he doesn't load" but anyway good joke :) (Y). Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585552149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 toejam said: Jesus saves but Pel? scores on the rebound! :laugh:: Edit: Joke was OK, not bad! 585551854[/snapback] Pele - you mean the soccer playah Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585552465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toastyone Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 toejam said: Jesus saves but Pel? scores on the rebound! :laugh:: Edit: Joke was OK, not bad! 585551854[/snapback] :rofl:: that was even better than the joke!:laugh:: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585552877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
macmax Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Quote Jesus saves but Pel? scores on the rebound! hahahaha lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585553249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baptist Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Nice joKe :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585557361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty46 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 ha ha good joke Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585557472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
enklus Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 ?berlame - but very very funny :laugh:: :laugh:: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585557506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porssi Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Well, Jesus may save, but Gretzky gets a rebound! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/291481-divine-intervention/#findComment-585561729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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