If i eat myself wil i be twice size or dissapear

[Milan -]

i have this question in my sig, and a few people have pm'd me

here are there quotes

The answer to that question is you would get sick of eating yourself or you wouldn't eat yourself anyway. But to be serious you would die as soon as you eat one of your arms you will lose a load of blood and energy, as you start to eat say your hand you will lose even more blood and wont be able to eat anymore and you will die. why would you eat yourself anyway. So i think thats ?50 please

you would dissappear but only half as you would be eating at yourself you would lose consinous after awhile and maybe be eaten by some creatures depending on where u were but in the end you would disappear from infection and as you would be dead your body would slowly be eaten away.

Depending which part you eat it will change..

Say you start on your leg, the bit you eat will go inside your stomach and you will grow (unless you excrete it out your ass). Once your limbs are done and you have grown when you start eating your stomach etc you will have a hole so what you eat will come right out and you will shrink in size as everything falls out of you. This is assuming you dont die after the blood loss and stomach acid going everywhere. So in conclusion you will be left with a head and thats about it.

but i amnot convinced,even though they are good answers

CONVINCE ME: EITHER, I WOULD DISSAPEAR OR BE TWICE THE SIZE

[ljames28]

My answer was the best :o

[mattmatik]

Well, considering you would have one hell of a time reaching behind your body, I doubt you would dissappear. So, in other words, it's impossible (unless you have help, I guess).

Anyhow, you'd bleed out before you ever got around to getting even close to thinking about this.

[wyzeguy]

im not gonna go into details

im just gonna say that u will dissappear

if this doesnt convince you, i dunno what will

enjoy ur meal.....of your self

[scsgoal31]

you would take up exactly the same amount of volume

[slang123]

volume - no

mass - yes

[Pajter]

The answer is simple... you CAN'T eat yourself, you'll die!

[jkinzer]

You must be bored. :sleep:

[deadlogics]

OMG!

...and I thought I was starting weired threads :)

[Mr. Dick C. Normous]

Going by Newton's third law (For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.) I would have to say you would turn inside out. If your outsides are going in, your insides have to be going out right?

[Andre]

:sleep:

[Gaurav Patel]

:laugh: at this thread.

[spiegel]

The answer is simple... you CAN'T eat yourself, you'll die!

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you are the only one who is sane in this dumbass thread

:rolleyes:

[Richardo]

My take:

Assuming you could eat yourself, (hypothetically) you would eventually dissapear.

This is because the energy involved in eating yourself, and generally maintaining your functions, would be burnt at the expense of your mass. Of course you would have to eat yourself many times over to reach this point.

[leesmithg]

Your mass will decrease by 80% approx.

[Post-It Note]

Neither.

You won't be twice the size because what you ate was not on your body anymore. Say you cut off your leg and ate it. You lose the original leg, but you get back the chopped and eaten leg. Therefore you would actually lose mass due to blood loss etc.

You won't disappear because even if you got someone else to shove all your body parts inside your stomach, you would still have wastes, and your stomach. The stomach won't just eat itself, and since you are dead, you aren't digesting anymore. Aynways, you can't eat yourself because you won't have a brain to coordinate the digestion in the first place (say you take your hand and rip out your brains. You can't move you hand to your mouth to eat it because you can't control the arm anymore, nor anything, because you are dead.)

[hadiz]

:laugh:

Awesome thread

[Marduk]

You'd have quite the snack when you get to you colon I tell ya, but otherwise I dunno I guess you'd dissappear.

[Englishkid]

The first 2 quotes are from me and i said about disappearing so people agree with me.

[theyarecomingforyou]

Your mass will decrease by 80% approx.

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[FiREFLi]

You won't double in size because no new matter is being added to the equation.

You won't disappear because no matter is being taken away.

Therefore - if it were even possible - you would either end up inside out or in some other similarly horrible state.

Now, where's that money you offered? :p

[Sensayshun]

^you mean you'd excrete yourself?

If so, yes you would. But you would die first, and if you were on life support and di manage to do it, as soon as you ate your brain it would be disconnected from everything so you'd be dead.

@ Mr. Dick C. Normous

If you manage to make a live CD version of CP can you send a copy this way? It'd be absolutely amazing for troubleshooting other computers.

[DaSwissDude]

Its amazing how stupid/funny threads can be... :laugh:

I say...umm... Nothing!

[Pajter]

you are the only one who is sane in this dumbass thread

:rolleyes:

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Lol, thanks spiegel :happy:

[Max Veteran]

Assuming you are invincible:

You would be the same size because nothing has dissapeared, or has been added.

You would not be able to eat your head/neck, stomach and gullet either - as these are crucial to the 'consumption' process.