Glorious Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Slipped on a wet hill on my bike and fell off (not luckily there was a big hill next to the road which i rolled down smacking into a tree at the bottom where I was knocked out) - it was the pain when I woke up in the hospital that was bad (luckily however a car driver saw me fall and helped me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhav Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 my knee ops (both knees)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickstrike Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Oh yeah, I've had my toe turn black and blue w/ the nail coming off shortly afterwards. It was the first day in a new school.. I was running late for my first class.. I happened to be wearing my new sandles at the time (you can see where this is going).. I was speed walking down the hall and as I turned the corner another guy ran into me and stepped on my toe w/ his big hiking boots. During the whole class my toe was just aching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyder2k Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Broken heart :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devnulllore Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Abcess tooth in a molar on the top left side of my mouth. The infection went up into and around my eye and was a fraction of an inch from my brain before they stopped it. About 6 more hours or so I would have had it. They had me on such a high dose of anti-biotics it burned my vein and I was on a morphine drip for the pain. The problem is that where the pain was the morphine barely helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerm Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Smashing my nose into the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david622 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 my brother breaking my finger lol he twisted it 'til it broke and caused a spiral fracture :unpleasant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Nothing spectacular, but a couple of years ago I had kidney stones. :cry: The paramedic said it's the closest a guy will get to birth pain. It was agony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaisinCain Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Steep Stairs, Metal Shelves.... Big Fall, 6" Slice On My Leg (50 Stitches). F'd Up!! LOL Damn Leg Was Split About 3"!! :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvidia Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 9 Years old - I lived in this gigantic house in Arizona. We were on a huge hill, and we also had a huge driveway, which instead of being blacktop, was pea gravel. Anyway, I absolutely loved riding my bike to the absolute limit for my weak little body at 11. I even had a speedo on my bike (:D) and I could usually get myself up to 22 MPH if I got a good run and flew down this huge driveway we had. For anyone who doesn't know, pea gravel is a bunch of small tiny rocks, like insanely small, and our entire driveway was covered in it. So, I went flying down the driveway like usual, but about 3/4s of the way down, my back tire came off (:confused:) and I biffed the ground good, and scraped my way all the rest of the way down the small sharp rocks at about 20 MPH. When I got to the bottom, one half of my entire body was mashed and cut up from the rocks, and I couldn't really move. Thank god my neighbor at the time was standing right there and lifted me straight into his arms and brought me up to the house, where my mother patched me up with about 200 bandages. :p I still have marks from that... 11 Years old - Jumped off my friend's diving board in his pool and tried to land on a floaty chair. The chair had a plastic cup holder with sharp outer edges, and when I landed on it, I knew immediately I cut something open. Swam slowly over to his steps saying, "Whoa, mayday, mayday, going down." because I was having so much trouble swimming. :D Got out and found I cut my way to the bone of my kneecap. Amazingly, I didn't bleed a single drop in his pool, but once I got out, it started gushing out. :x Still have the mark from the stitches on my left kneecap. 12 Years old - Went to go eat with my family. I went across the parking lot to go make a reservation inside, but I saw my dad pull up, so I turned around to come back. On my left was a government van (it had government plates) with no windows on it. So I started walking back towards my dad. I put my foot out into the parking lot, and then I got ****-smacked by a car driving 40 MPH through the parking lot. Whipped my down the ground as it drove over my first leg, and then the back tire rolled over the same leg. Lady slams on her brakes and gets out screaming, "OH MY GOD! I JUST HIT A KID! OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?" I couldn't feel anything at the time, so I actually got back up and walked right over to her and told her that everything was fine. :p About a minute later, my leg collapsed on me and I fell to the ground. Went to the hospital in an ambulance some good soul called, because the restaurant didn't want to be responsible since it was in their parking lot, and refused to call 911, and instead offered to bring me a shirley temple. :rollseyes: Went to the hospital, to find out she broke two major bones in my leg, and spread a growth plate in my leg, which did not heal correctly, effectively killing my opportunity to get a scholarship through Track and Field. I didn't want to press charges or sue, because everyone makes mistakes, and I knew that would already haunt her for the rest of her life. Two years later I read the police report, in which she stated that I INTENTIONALLY ran out in front of her car in order to get hurt, and that she was not going 40 MPH like I and other witnesses had said, but that she was going a mere 15. Figures - I try to not act like everyone else in America and ruin peoples lives through lawsuits, and I get the finger pointed at me anyway. Anyway, that sucked, because that was my first day of Summer Vacation, and I got the big-ass cast taken off two days before school started again. 17 Years old - First girlfriend left me and broke my heart. It was over things neither of us could control, and for awhile, I was very bitter with the entire world, but the whole time through, I remained her friend and her shoulder she could cry on when she needed someone, and to this day we remain the best of friends and both love each other deeply, even though we can't be together. By far, this one created the most pain though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 as far as i remember i was doing some illegal substance & the cops busted me , they shot me in my right arm , now that hurt like hell , but it soon felt better till i popped another two of those suckaS , i still have the scars from that bullet wound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplecookie Veteran Posted July 30, 2005 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2005 Oh, i posted before about carpal tunnel. I didn't think of this one until I saw someone posting about gall stones or something. I had a tubel when I was 21 or 22 (can't remember the exact age) but for about six months afterwards, I'd have this odd pain in my stomach. It was so bad that I'd literally just have to sit where I was and not move. We went shopping one time, and I just had to kneel down until it lessened up enough for me to move again. I guess those are the two times I've been in that kind of severe pain. I think it was scar tissue being created between the overies and the intestines...but since they aren't causing any health problems (and the pain stopped about six months later) they dont' need to be fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman2000 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Back pain after falling from roof of my house while i was putting an antenna on, my foot slipped and landed on my back.Had to lay on my stomach for 3 weeks couldnt get up or sit. Getting my head cracked by a loose tile, it was quite small crack but I had enogh blood to fill a bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golazo Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 i've had some mean bicycle and motorbike stacks lol one time i was at a local bike track with jumps and stuff. any way i just got a new bike that had gyro for the handle bars (which meant i could spin the handle bars around as much as i want and the brake cables dont tangle up) so yeh i wanted to try it out so i went over a jump and tried to do a bar spin did a 360 and i little bit more and when i landed the trick was not complete and i cut my nuts on the handle bars lol another time going down a steep hill on roller blades i couldnt stop and there were lots of cars ahead so i had to bail out so here i am rolling down a hill probably faster then i was going on my rollerblades getting grazes and cuts from the footpath and peoples drives and i still ended up on the road luckily the cars stopped for me. i never rode rollerblades again lol and this ones more embarresing but one time me and a friend (a girl) were debating whether it would hurt if a penis was bitten and im saying it would kill and probably not function anymore lol and she's saying nah it probably wont hurt and later in the night she pretended like she has gonna go down on me but the ****ing slut bit my ****ing ###### and i screamed the loudest i have ever screamed, made the ****ing slut go home and never talk to me again... she apologized a few days later and we still friends lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivand Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 2 words... Kidney Stones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConfusedFusion Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I was on me bike, had a head-on-collision with a car?left me with 12 broken bones including a broken skull, jaw, hand etc, lots and lots of lacerations?..my face was dislocated and left me looking like igor for a year?. The worst pain though?my girl, back then..left me, two weeks after the accident?.cause she didn?t like the disfigured me?.no amount of broken bones can substitute that pain man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porsche Design Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 walking a lot with a broken toe/toenail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Having one on my spinal discs slipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slippery Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 How does having a spinal tap with no anesthetic sound? I've had 2 back surgeries, and by far, it hurt like nothing I've ever felt b4. The pain was so intense that everything started turning white - as in being on the verge of passing out I had to get up on the exam table in a semi fetal position and hold still while the quack ran a needle about 8 inches long thru my back and into my spine, the pain was absolutely excruciating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 when i was 15, i dislocated my kneecap playing indoor soccer.. the pain was so intense i didnt know what to do, it wouldnt go back in cause my knee was bent. so i just kept hitting it over and over with my fist.. i ended up splitting my kneecap just from hitting it back in... it was out for over 2 minutes. god it hurt.. and when the kneecap split that hurt even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qarth Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Getting my nipples pierced. Men have mnore nerves in their nipples than women. By the second one I just wanted the damn thing done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nestrobber Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 (edited) 1st scratch on my porsche. still hurts...some scars never heal. :laugh: seriously ? it'd have to be saying goodbye to a loved one forever. Edited July 30, 2005 by nestrobber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habtro Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 got cramp on both of my legs when i was asleep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted July 30, 2005 MVC Share Posted July 30, 2005 I tripped at the top of a flight of stairs going full tilt. I went flying and all 195lbs of me came down on one leg. All the weight pushed my fimur into my tibia, i cracked the tibia close to the top clean though, flattened the top of the joint, took two chunks of bone out of my fimur, and crushed my knee joint. During surgery they had to cut a peice of bone out of my hip and rebuilt the top of my tibia and put two titanium bolts though the bones to hold it together. Almost all the cartlidge came out of my knee, and I tore the miniscus so now I get random pain when it folds over on itself (getting it fixed in a few weeks). I was in a lazy boy for three months, and had a pump that gave me a shot of morphine every ten minutes for 6 days in the hospital, plus i got to take demerol and T3's for like a month. Oh, and I got to give myself needles in my stomach for two weeks afterward so that the blood wouldn't clot in my knee. Good times (Y) You be a done turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+BudMan MVC Posted July 30, 2005 MVC Share Posted July 30, 2005 Worst pain in my LIFE! - this freaking thread ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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