mastermik Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 OLD TESTAMENT (before the intel switch....) "Then did St. Steve raise on high the Holy G5 of Cupertino, saying, 'Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine Dell enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the renderings of lambs and toads and tree sloths and fruit bats and orangutans and lickable icons.... Now did the Lord say, 'Thou in 12 months, thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the GHz and the number of the GHz shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two-point-five, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the GHz, be reached, then thine will be great and powerful in my sight, however if thou shall have more than one button on thou mouse, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff thine's life.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasker Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 amen :sleep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwhump Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 You are about to be flamed. Just so you know. Prepare yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramble Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Is three the average IQ that Apple owners have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling3k12 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Bwahahahaha... that's hilarious. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan_X Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 WTF? :blink: :huh: :unsure: :wacko: :blush: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwhump Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Is three the average IQ that Apple owners have? 586342024[/snapback] No, it's the processor speed in gigahertz that Steve Jobs promised his faithful for two years, yet couldn't deliver. Translation; the vaporware 3.0ghz G5 Powermac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zedaxax Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-uk Veteran Posted August 8, 2005 Veteran Share Posted August 8, 2005 ^LOL @ that pic, i dont get the first post though :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudworth Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 *cough* Monty Python*cough* sorry, know thats kinda trolling, but I feel it had to be done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skase Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 OLD TESTAMENT (before the intel switch....)"Then did St. Steve raise on high the Holy G5 of Cupertino, saying, 'Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine Dell enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the renderings of lambs and toads and tree sloths and fruit bats and orangutans and lickable icons.... Now did the Lord say, 'Thou in 12 months, thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the GHz and the number of the GHz shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two-point-five, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the GHz, be reached, then thine will be great and powerful in my sight, however if thou shall have more than one button on thou mouse, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff thine's life.'" 586341987[/snapback] RIP OFF! MONTY PYTHON And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu. And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz360 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Is three the average IQ that Apple owners have? 586342024[/snapback] :no:o::no:o::angry:y::angry:y: 3 is the Highest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Awesome. Now I have to go find my copy of the Holy Grail. And maybe, buy a mac in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolslacker Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 ^LOL @ that pic, i dont get the first post though :p 586343779[/snapback] Same here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan_X Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 "image" 586343756[/snapback] LOL... thats priceless! :devil: :laugh: :rofl: :p ;) :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamit2900 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Not ha ha funny, but smile to your face funny not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Med-X Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 RIP OFF! MONTY PYTHON 586344578[/snapback] LOL! Both versions are hilarious!!! I'm an aetheist, can you tell? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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