kingbob Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed. Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die." Source: http://www.local6.com/news/4809190/detail.html Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
dud Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Individual blows? This begs the question, what other types or numbers of blows can you deliver with a clawhammer besides individuals? Double blows? Triple Lutz double toe-loop blows? Is there some kind of ESPN4 sport that has fancy clawhammer blow delivery maneuvers? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-ergy Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Holy ****! :crazy: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
illicit Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Wow, that is pretty insane. He must of been really angry since he struck her with a claw hammer with approximately 70 individual blows. :blink: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361333 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.weir Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Individual blows? This begs the question, what other types or numbers of blows can you deliver with a clawhammer besides individuals? Double blows? Triple Lutz double toe-loop blows? Is there some kind of ESPN4 sport that has fancy clawhammer blow delivery maneuvers? 586361312[/snapback] :huh: . . . :o . . . :rofl: . . . :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djmutik1013 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) I heard about this the other day. All I can say is good riddance to that slim Edited August 11, 2005 by Djmutik1013 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdsams Veteran Posted August 11, 2005 Veteran Share Posted August 11, 2005 :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyKombat Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Sad news. Maybe they'll broadcast a "danger: no cuddling" icon every time sports is on TV from now on. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Peewee210 Subscriber¹ Posted August 11, 2005 Subscriber¹ Share Posted August 11, 2005 Pure Sick! Glad He is sentaced to Death! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsteele_7 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 That just makes me truly sad/sick that things like this can happen.... just so sad. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane-UK Veteran Posted August 11, 2005 Veteran Share Posted August 11, 2005 That is pretty goddamn horrendous. Glad he's getting executed for it.. absolutely awful. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djmutik1013 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 That is pretty goddamn horrendous. Glad he's getting executed for it.. absolutely awful. 586361580[/snapback] He has been sentenced to Death for what he did Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrewedBeer Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gowcra Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Wow, thats horrible. What a nutter Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laptop Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 :| Shocked.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudworth Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 that's just....wow..... I don't even wanna ask which side of the claw hammer used up more of those 70 blows. I wonder what the defence lawyers could have even come up with as an attempt at a defence? As wrong as this is gonna sound, atleast he is dignified enough to accept his punishment, he isn't begging for a way out. As much as its easy to argue that there is no way he should have ever gone that nuts about it, the fact that he is submitting to the punishment restores *that much more* of my faith in humanity. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soham Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 this makes me sick Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha2004 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 This is...insane. How the hell...what the hell is...why the hell. Ugh. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Individual blows? This begs the question, what other types or numbers of blows can you deliver with a clawhammer besides individuals? Double blows? Triple Lutz double toe-loop blows? Is there some kind of ESPN4 sport that has fancy clawhammer blow delivery maneuvers? 586361312[/snapback] Combos, but those tend to do less damage then individual blow lol. I'm sorry, im not laughing at what happened, laughing at the fact they pointed out that they were individual blows. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miran Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 That's it ban hammers! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Floyd Veteran Posted August 11, 2005 Veteran Share Posted August 11, 2005 oh my.. I hope death sentence there is gas chamber! sick things like that have to be stoped :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nocstar Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 So he killed her with a processor or? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted August 11, 2005 Veteran Share Posted August 11, 2005 I blame sports and television. Blame sports and television! And violence in video games for good measure. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 ...And religion Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/357284-sports-fan-kills-wife-for-wanting-to-cuddle-after/#findComment-586361885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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