The Plague Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I would just burn the thing... :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oompa Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I second the notion that the mobo be put back where the poo came from. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qdave Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 you know ear cleaners...i guess you can use em, and some alcohol. good luck cleaning the sh!t :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
h3kt1c Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 Owned. My question is, how did the toddler crap on the motherboard if there was a bag over it?EDIT: I wonder how many pages this thread will become.. 586683109[/snapback] The mobo was sitting on top of an anti-static bag, not in it. ****ing ****** ruined my damn mobo. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Decryptor Veteran Posted October 17, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 17, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA. :D sorry, but really, how did he get it out of the bag? Please refrain from such things as suggesting that he put an ELECTRICAL COMPONENT IN WATER. :angry: 586683052[/snapback] you know it wont do any damage if it's not powered up, right? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.M.K Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Please refrain from such things as suggesting that he put an ELECTRICAL COMPONENT IN WATER. :angry: 586683052[/snapback] Ofcouse you can put a motherboard in water and clean it. Just have to make sure its left to dry for a few days. I'm sure I'm not the only person that has done this?? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 You, people who wanted to know how the baby got it out of the bag? read the damn post he said the mobo was on the bag, not in it. Second, I'm voting th is a 5. This is just too ... disgustingly funny. *laughs* Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
quick Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 OMFG, insanity... :x I would use rubbing alcohol with Q-Tips, so as to not put excessive amounts of liquid on the motherboard, just dab off what you can delicately, don't go pouring it all over, it may damage something.... To the guy above, OMG thats nuts...!! There are some pieces that have holes in them the im sure will hold water long enough to corrorde/rust and damage parts im sure.... But its probably possible but you wouldn't see me doing that in a million years lol... Good luck, i don't envy your job ahead of you :x Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 if it was me, id get a couple of big jugs of de-ionized water and just soak it in that for a while and wipe it down really well, then let it dry off completely, for like a few days... just to be safe... rubbing alcohol also removes almost anything as long as it gets some time to soak.... but dude... how did you let your cousin poop on your mobo? that just blows my mind. look, we need a picture... i cant imagine any of the mods warning you for posting pictures either. "Shake, you're ruining my moment!" "Heh, your moment. HIS MOVEMENT!" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plague Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 As gross as it sounds...I want to see proof. :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
struct Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 what a crappy end to a good motherboard. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogerjones Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I think we need a picture to satisfy all the poop-fetished Neowinians. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 HAHAHAHAHHA LMFAOOMG are you serious? hahahahaha... sell the baby to buy a new mobo 586682933[/snapback] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: Oh that's priceless. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shill Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I think you need to get a hold of some "Vapoorise" 586683037[/snapback] I don't think anybody got that reference :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innuendo Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Man, you know what....I've been online and on the 'net a long time, I mean...dang-near two decades...and I really thought I had seen everything and read everything that could ever be seen on a message board forum..... ::shaking head:: All right...now that just HAD to be said.... I'd go get some of those baby wipes. Buy some at the store or go get some from the child's mother and wipe the motherboard down really good & then sit it somewhere out of reach overnight to let it dry. It'll be fine and you won't have wasted your money. Just don't panic...everything is going to be okay. I'll resist the urge to say sh-- happens... So...now that the problem is solved...I have a question. How long are we going to have to wait before we see this on an episode of Family Guy? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683455 Share on other sites More sharing options...
twist Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Then a more expensive motherboard would have been ruined. 586683219[/snapback] i hear it has the new "poop proof technology" though. that IS why it's more expensive. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plague Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 i hear it has the new "poop proof technology" though. that IS why it's more expensive. 586683492[/snapback] All new motherboards should be Teflon coated. :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
illicit Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 adds a new meaning to the "that mobo is a piece of ****" 586682892[/snapback] :laugh: LOL @ this thread. :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
S7R1K3R Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 omg this is really funny, the most innocent things are the funniest. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmp3 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I'm suprised no one suggest to have the little terd's mom pay for a new motherboard for you to get. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshalus Veteran Posted October 17, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 17, 2005 Wow this really tops my "Dog at my used condom" thread. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidiir Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 wtf rofl hahaha it begs the question....why was this expensive bit of technology in range in the first place? I mean the odds are incredible, but you could have put it somewhere, like on a table..... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy2004 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 to quote counter strike: "get out of there its gonna blow" ROFL :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
badnewz Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 thread of the year ,, no question. please post pix of mobo and the lil guy. you will get so much mileage out of this story it is worth the cost of a new mobo. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marduk Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Wow this really tops my "Dog at my used condom" thread. 586683618[/snapback] Damn I missed that thread. Send it back to wherever and tell them thats how you got it, LOL and that your not very please, rofl. You can also fetch a pretty penny on Ebay with this too I bet, lol just be sure to provide the story in the auction. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/4/#findComment-586683637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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