JiveMasterT Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 evilpigs avatar? 586684707[/snapback] oh... that's annoying. especially since im here at work on the phone with someone and bam! my speakers start screaming... "what was that?!!?" "oh it was just my computer crashing." "oh." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Caro Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I think you need to get a hold of some "Vapoorise" 586683037[/snapback] ROTF. That movie was just hilarous!!! If anybody was wondering where all that poo went... it went to the mobo!!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684726 Share on other sites More sharing options...
meeseontheleese Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 LMAO, OH MAN THATS SO HORRIBLE. Seriously, go with the get the parents to replace it idea, theres no way you can clean all the poo in there, and even if you do, theres some still probably going to be some tiny smidgen that will screw things up if you try to boot it. What would be really bad is if it went into the socket, LOL, oh man, Im sorry, but thats just really funny. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684703 Share on other sites More sharing options...
evo0o Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Compressed air and blow that **** away! LOL. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spvath Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 This is indeed the funniest thread i've ever seen on Neowin....... I can almost smell the poo! 586683955[/snapback] you can almost smell the poo? seriously....wow, thats friggin disgusting. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sukamusiru Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 If it had happened to me, after screaming and taking pictures and removing the largest of it, I would have grabbed my bottle of 99% isopropyl alcohol and some cotton balls/swabs and had at it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684836 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phedot Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Wow... You know what makes me sick? The fact that I was eating chocolate cake when I opened the thread... :pinch: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Wow... You know what makes me sick? The fact that I was eating chocolate cake when I opened the thread... :pinch: 586684879[/snapback] lol hahhaa... funny thread.. id clean it then return it... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazzyyfool Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Why don't ya just forget about cleaning it. Use it as it is and if anyone asks what that smell is you can say its your brand new 'S**t Hot Mobo' :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586684904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Floyd Veteran Posted October 17, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 17, 2005 hahahahha funny as hell Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramble Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Please refrain from such things as suggesting that he put an ELECTRICAL COMPONENT IN WATER. :angry: 586683052[/snapback] Water is actually non-conductive. Funny thread. I hope you brought a good HSF. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
exobot Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 No pics, thread does not deliver. Anyone could have come up with it, for example: HAY GUYS I JUST ****ED ALL OVER MY LAPTOP LOL SO IM POSTING ON THE INTERNET. VOTE THREAD 5 PLZ. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 lmao tooooo funny try baby wipes to clean it? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSimx Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 LOL...... thats really funny - im sure not for u.... and btw - the spelling is "faeces". .... sorry.. :pacifier: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
leovanham Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Lol send ASUS a picture of it and ask them what to do..seriously somebody most have experienced the samething...LOL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-uk Veteran Posted October 17, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 17, 2005 lol, now thats just nasty :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antaris Veteran Posted October 17, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 17, 2005 Imaging the smell when your computer's insides start to warm up ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaZurk Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Best post I have ever read in my life. By far the loudest i have ever laughed about a post and Im at work in a quiet office. Thanks for the laugh! as for the board, Id trash it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685818 Share on other sites More sharing options...
y0sh Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 At least you have a story to ashame that little ****** with when he's going through his insecure teenage-hood Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
G4M3R Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. Brings a new meaning to owning a piece of sh!t PC :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
h3kt1c Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 Yes, it's true. I am letting it dry (the small pieces of turd are mostly dry now, but large smears still remain) and am planning to use a tiny screwdriver or something of sort to remove it and then use alcohol to clean it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutex Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 No pics, thread does not deliver. Anyone could have come up with it, for example: HAY GUYS I JUST ****ED ALL OVER MY LAPTOP LOL SO IM POSTING ON THE INTERNET. VOTE THREAD 5 PLZ. 586685545[/snapback] Haha, why would you want to see a pic of that mess anyway!? :x As far the board, toss it and get another one...making sure not to leave it within a toddlers rear end next time! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
macstorm Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 True story? :shifty: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
former1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Call ASUS they should tell you what to poo... i mean do :p :ninja: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxpor Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 LOL...... thats really funny - im sure not for u....and btw - the spelling is "faeces". .... sorry.. :pacifier: 586685558[/snapback] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces Feces From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Feces (American English) or faeces/f?ces (Commonwealth English) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/6/#findComment-586685916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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