NY1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Sell it on ebay.. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586685897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ficman Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 :woot: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586685919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premgenius Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Oh, i just can't stop laughing! Seriously, i don't really know. I think that if you get a cloth damp with a little bit of isopropyl you can gentaly wipe it away. 586682891[/snapback] and a air duster Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586685926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastawhiz Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Well, I just bought my ASUS A8N-SLI Deluxe from NewEgg. I had it laying on the floor (on an antistatic bag) ready to install into my computer. I left to go to the garage to work on something and when I came back (10 minutes) I see my baby cousin butt naked taking a dump on my new motherboard. The turd had fallen. I got rid of the solid pieces with rubber gloves, but there is still tons and tons of smears on it. How might one go about cleaning this off? I am definately not going to use it how it is, and returning it to NewEgg is out of the question as they will surely say no. :angry: I HATE TODDLERS! :angry: Edit: My god, my room stinks like ****.... 586682885[/snapback] Sue your cousin Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586685938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
h3kt1c Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 Sue a baby? Yeah, real good idea right there. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586685960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 oh yeah, some compressed air would definately work pretty well on dried poo. if you have a compressor definately give it a try. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2s2k Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Pics! :woot: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4L1STA Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I hope you all realize that it's possible to run everything but your hard drive (and optical drives) under water.... It's actually a popular cooling method. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686593 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chronopoulos Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i cant stop laughing right now. oh man. voted 5 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog666al Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Non-Conductive Liquids all the way (Y) ROFL!! @ This Thread! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Wan Kenobi Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 :rofl: This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read!!! <can't stop laughing!!> Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gowcra Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I just ordered that mobo today hope nothing *bad* happens to it. Good thread, lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundayx Veteran Posted October 17, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 17, 2005 I hope you all realize that it's possible to run everything but your hard drive (and optical drives) under water....It's actually a popular cooling method. 586686593[/snapback] :no: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanManIt Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 adds a new meaning to the "that mobo is a piece of ****" 586682892[/snapback] Best post in the best topic. I can't stop laughing :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted October 17, 2005 Global Moderator Share Posted October 17, 2005 Here is that pic everyone wanted, hehe: 586683754[/snapback] OMFG HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this thread only gets better from here HAHA Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
esco Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I hope you all realize that it's possible to run everything but your hard drive (and optical drives) under water....It's actually a popular cooling method. 586686593[/snapback] you don't actually spill water all over your mobo in water cooling... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bei337 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 hahahahahahaha sh*t happens Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Mirumir Subscriber¹ Posted October 17, 2005 Subscriber¹ Share Posted October 17, 2005 My dog sh*tted, peed, and vomited on my carpet on the same day once! Cost me 1800$ to get new carpet with installation. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pliskin Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 (edited) pics! Edited October 17, 2005 by Pliskin Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586686992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
h3kt1c Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586687094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Veteran Posted October 18, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 18, 2005 If you live in the U.S., sue the kid. You'll get millions. I'd laugh so hard if that has already been posted. I haven't looked through the thread completely, but I read the first post. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586687126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobblyhoy Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 unfortunatly I have no snappy one-liner for this conversation, BUT I am willing to post just to laugh at you. HAHA! 12 pages...nice...this story kind of reminds me of that post awhile back when a dude brought his laptop in to be repaired due to a KERGCHANGA sound on startup and the repair'e' found a thin layer of translucent white material covering the motherboard and hard drive. :p Imaging the smell when your computer's insides start to warm up ;) 586685783[/snapback] my thoughts exactly.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586687131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoNickToPick Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 no pic? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586687152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jus1haz2 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I have not read the entire thread (short on time) but if no one has mentioned it yet then I would say most defaintly wash it off with water and return it to newegg. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586687166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediweasel Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I always though that Asus MBs were a littl;e crappy anyway, I guess I was right! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/7/#findComment-586687216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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