laz Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 You shoulda gotten an Asus A8N-SLI Premium. 586683164[/snapback] Lmao, poo retardant encasing is another feature not found on the Deluxe? :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586687373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
h3kt1c Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 heh, afraid not unfortunately. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586687749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthibadeau Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 The best method is to get about 4-6 2 liter bottles of Soda Water. Open one and turn it upside down, shake it to release the carbonation and, using your finger in the bottle to create a strong spray, blast all the Poo off the board. Do this repeatedly until it's clean. Let it thoroughly dry and you should be good to go. Trust me, this works. No, I have no actual experience removing nephew Poo, but I have removed other things from components. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586687809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chconline Veteran Posted October 18, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 18, 2005 Lmao, poo retardant encasing is another feature not found on the Deluxe? :D 586687373[/snapback] Yes.The Premium has a special coating on the motherboard, so the poop just slips off. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586687788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 heh, did you get that **** off the mobo yet? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586688360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraftman Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 what's gonna happen in the near future :p George : Hey man, i gotta take a dump. Where's your bathroom? Bob : First door to the left, the motherboard's in the corner. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586688392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8t Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Crappy azz mobo.... LOL.. sorry, i couldn't resist. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586688378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajapi Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 LMFAO, this thread is funnier than anything in the Jokes and Funny Stuff section, by far. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586691947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeboy Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 LOL!!!!! this thread is awesome, got my 5 thumbs up! btw, I have no idea how to wipe the mobo of the feces, I make my point, little children, yet to be corrupted by life, know exactly what to do with an ASUS A8N SLi Premium..... ask e-m00 how his dog respects DFI (seriously, he tried it once, the dog was barking, he said: shut up fot the A8N SLi premium power!!!..... dog kept on barking.... do it for the DFI 1337 power!, inmediately his dog stoped barking.....) NATURE KNOWS!!!!!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586692053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chronopoulos Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 ^^ mikeboy tells the truth...i wish i had an audio recording of it. ill have to replicate it someday Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586692059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuarterSwede Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Hahaha, I had to stop reading this thread just to stop laughing ... I agree, this IS the funniest thread ever. Sorry for your problem, it would suck. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586692095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ev0| Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 this one was hilarious, gotta add my comment to it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586692237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDom911 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA I FEEL SOOOO BAD FOR YOU DUDE!!! HAHAHAHAHA .........haha ok....hmm...RMA it?! hahahahaha Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586695564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny McCormick Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 LMAO! This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time! I just can't stop laughing. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586695894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingDrew Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I would have kicked his ass. But damn, this is funny. :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586695900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalsoft Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 i was in class at college when i read this thread and literally LOL'ed.. damn kids. ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586695918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
linsook Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 damn funny thread. jsut wash it with water. nothing will get damaged so as long as you dont go plugging it in when its wet. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586696063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
youm0nt Veteran Posted October 19, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 19, 2005 *never mind,i thought the mobo was still in the bag and your baby cousin managed to take it off* :blink: :blink: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586696344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyul Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 should try selling it on ebay :D sorry if this has been posted already, but i couldnt be bothered to read every single post :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586696427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
poo_remover Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 hehe unfortunate but funny I'd probably blast it with flux remover or contact cleaner - it'll dissolve anything and evaporate quickly. Water probably isn't really a good idea unless you use distilled water because contaminants in the water could be left behind and bridge some contacts or solder junctions.. Motherboards have some pretty close tolerances. something like this - chemtronics flux-off Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586696828 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Minimal* Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I suggest soaking it in alcahol, and let it dry for a while, like many people in this thread suggested. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586696855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Kick your cousin on his baby Balls Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586696883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryan001 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) ROFLMFAO Remove the battery from the mobo and let it sit for 15 mins then do as was suggested earlier and clean it in a mild soap and water solution with a tooth brush. When finished rinse of with bottled distilled waterto make shure no trace minerals are left behind. hang the boar up somewhere where it can get good air and leave to dry for 5 to 7 days, after which you should be good to go. option 2 is the electrical cleaner but i do not know how good that will be for the pcb. It is a myth that water conducts electricity!!! It is really the minerals or the ions in the water that conduc electricity so therefor by using distilled deionized water you could run your whole pc submerged withought damage to anything Edited October 20, 2005 by bryan001 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586698057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Decryptor Veteran Posted October 20, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 20, 2005 I would return it to newegg, say it was like that when you received it, and complain about the quality of their services and staff for doing such a thing. :D you don't actually spill water all over your mobo in water cooling... 586686732[/snapback] never heard of total-immersion cooling? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586698074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray_04 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 sick ... imagine the smell when he boots it up for the first time :x Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/8/#findComment-586698094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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