HalfLing Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 LMAO! Guess the kid was a abit fan :-p Jake- Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586698110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgo Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'd throw the board away and have the parents of the child buy me a new one. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586698101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatestfall Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 LMAO!Guess the kid was a abit fan :-p Jake- 586698110[/snapback] or a DFI fan.. :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586698165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
L3thal Veteran Posted October 20, 2005 Veteran Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'd throw the board away and have the parents of the child buy me a new one. 586698101[/snapback] I would definitely try to pursue that alternative. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586698629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmarE D Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The turd had fallen :laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene: Guy enters room He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?) CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony He drops to his knees and screams in terror Man: WHY GOD, WHY? Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586698650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourDieseL NYC Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 let it air dry until it hardens and then chip at it with a fork LOLS and air blower to remove the small pieces hahahah Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586699593 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'd throw the board away and have the parents of the child buy me a new one. 586698101[/snapback] Sounds like a good idea. Or you could try to sell the kid? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586699575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tagerd0g Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 bah, if it's messed up already, send it through the dishwasher sans soap then try it out Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586699632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daninku Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 What's wrong with ASUS!!? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586699674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok088 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Ouch... Give the kid the anti-static bag as a toy for helping you :shifty: But yeah, I laugh at this... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586699874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeboy Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 well, bryan001's suggestion seems like the ebst choice, did you upload some pics? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586700245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anand Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 :laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene:Guy enters room He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?) CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony He drops to his knees and screams in terror Man: WHY GOD, WHY? Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler 586698650[/snapback] have u tried ur luck with movies? you can be a good script writer :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586700403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmarE D Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 have u tried ur luck with movies?you can be a good script writer LOL that was just me being goofy but I did used to write little short movies when I was younger. I used to write sequels to some of the movies I like. I just recently found one I wrote for Back to the Future 4. No memory of even writing it LOL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586701521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowRanger13 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Nice... Rated 5... haha wow sorry dude about your mobo. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586701636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeboy Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 this has got to be stickied, thatw ay everyone with a similar problem can refer to it :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586702100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LispyGlitter2 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 OMG :x :no: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586702181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukesaucer Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Hahah, sorry about your mobo man, but that has to be the greatest story I have heard in a long time. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586702457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajapi Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 LOL, who's in favor of making this a sticky? I sure as hell am! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586702534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echilon Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Oh, i just can't stop laughing! Seriously, i don't really know. I think that if you get a cloth damp with a little bit of isopropyl you can gentaly wipe it away. 586682891[/snapback] Ditto. This is the funniest topic I've seen for a while. I hope you hit him really hard :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586703970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+M2Ys4U Subscriber¹ Posted October 21, 2005 Subscriber¹ Share Posted October 21, 2005 bahahaha. Classic. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586704113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiaoziren Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 It is easier to flush your stinky board under tapwater, BUT you need to make sure it is totally dried before plugging in. Using a big fan or air compressor to dry the flushed board or you could just leave it at the ventilated place for a period(couple days or couple hours,depends on the ventilation) Good luck and BTW I hate toddlers either. :happy: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586704181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbet Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 For Christ's sake, I thought you would have taken a decision by now. Stop milking it and just let it go dude. :rolleyes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586704223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiaoziren Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 This sucks. Ok, dont use alcohol, alcohol will conduct electricity and dmg the board if there's any electrical charges in any of your capacitors. Best thing to try is to heat it up, using a Blow Dryer until all the yuck gets dried into powder then you a brush to get it off.Basically: Blow Dryer or something to heat up the yuck Brush to dust off the yuck Good Luck. 586682968[/snapback] exactly.never use alcohol! otherwise you will say goodbye to the stinky mobo.the only best way is tapwater,many of my friends already cleaned their mobo in this way.and it's ok after drying. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586704228 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiaoziren Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 :laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene:Guy enters room He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?) CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony He drops to his knees and screams in terror Man: WHY GOD, WHY? Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler 586698650[/snapback] amazing!you really should drop a line to spielberg...I am sure this short film will in top250 of IMDB. :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586704237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argote Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Holy **** that sucks.... ebay it In the worst case tell your uncle to pay a share for it.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/9/#findComment-586705904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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