Ajapi Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 LOL, what's the status on this? I wanna know how this movie ended :p Did you get the mobo to work? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586736997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisSiteHasLostItsCharm Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Owned. My question is, how did the toddler crap on the motherboard if there was a bag over it?EDIT: I wonder how many pages this thread will become.. 586683109[/snapback] read the original post, he said he put in on a bag not in a bag. yea i wanna know how this turned out eww. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeboy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 what happened in the end? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokar Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Actually, the guy who mentioned an air can to blow it away is thinking on the right track. You need to get that air can with the compressed air. But instead of using the air component, you need to use the Tetrafluoroethane component (the liquid inside the can). That will freeze your poop and it should fall right off. Instead of using the can right side up you use it upside down and the liquid should spray out. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeboy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 its not gonna get that cold, it will be cooler, but not freezing, I know the expansion of the liquid turning into gas absorbs energy, but not enough comeing from a can, you'd need a big compressor, like the phase change cooling units use. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmarE D Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 (edited) The Turd Had Fallen 2: The Fix Man enters room smiling happily. He's carrying a bag. He pulls from the bag a can of air and sits it on the desk. He signs into Neowin and looks at the messages left. He reads the message by Tokar: Actually, the guy who mentioned an air can to blow it away is thinking on the right track.You need to get that air can with the compressed air. But instead of using the air component, you need to use the Tetrafluoroethane component (the liquid inside the can). That will freeze your poop and it should fall right off. Instead of using the can right side up you use it upside down and the liquid should spray out. When the man was reading the board, he didn't notice the baby had grabbed the can of air and shook it and sat it back on the table. Man grabs the can MAN: Wow....why'd that get cold? The man shakes the confused look off his face and grabs the motherboard. He holds the can upside down and and squeezes the trigger. BAM!!! From the pressure built up from when the baby shook the can, the nozzle goes flying off and straight through the motherboard. Creating a large hole in the motherboard. The man looks through the hole and sees the baby on the other side laughing at him. The man cries and throws the motherboard out the window FADE TO BLACK The End Edited October 28, 2005 by halloween_david Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737767 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_skrilla Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 lol... damn man that sucks Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeboy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I would change the ending to: can explodes and a burst of freezing expanding liquid is shot directly on him (his private parts I mean) and are frozen solid in less than a second... the cap was expelled with so much force, that it bounced off the floor and ricoched into his little brother, killing him instantly... the explosion was so powerfull, that all the feces from the motherboard was blown away.... open shot: dead kid, man trying to unfreeze his colonel, and a clean mobo.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737777 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbweb77 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 its not gonna get that cold, it will be cooler, but not freezing, I know the expansion of the liquid turning into gas absorbs energy, but not enough comeing from a can, you'd need a big compressor, like the phase change cooling units use. 586737707[/snapback] Yes it will get cold enough to freeze. I know someone who had it sprayed it on their arm long enough to get frostbite. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisSiteHasLostItsCharm Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 :rofl: how about a 3rd one... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737806 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmarE D Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Instead of the guy just throwing it out the window and crying, I was actually going to have him just jump out the window. I thought it was too dark though LOL OK here's another Man looks through hole to see the baby laughing. Man throws motherboard and jumps at the baby. In Matrix-Style slow motion, the baby jumps up and does a flying roundhouse. Kicking the guy right in the head. The man flies across the room, smacking the wall. He looks at the baby Baby reaches behind his back into his diaper. The man gets a scared look on his face. Suddenly a large chunk of baby poo smacks him in the face. Baby laughing in background FADE TO BLACK The End Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmarE D Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Yes it will get cold enough to freeze. I know someone who had it sprayed it on their arm long enough to get frostbite. My mom was on oxygen for a while last year and they brought a large liquid oxygen tank to keep at the house to fill her portable tank. She was nervous about filling her tanks with it so I'd do it for her. Did it, I don't know how many times. One time went to pull the handle down on the tank to start filling it and the liquid oxygen sprayed all over. Got some on my hand. Talk about freaking cold :no: And yeah, the can of air stuff can get really cold. Dropped mine once and picked it up and man that thing got cold quick. I just threw it on the couch. Hand felt burnt for about 20 minutes. Wasn't as bad as that liquid oxygen though. Glad she doesn't have that anymore :yes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586737876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Actually, the guy who mentioned an air can to blow it away is thinking on the right track.You need to get that air can with the compressed air. But instead of using the air component, you need to use the Tetrafluoroethane component (the liquid inside the can). That will freeze your poop and it should fall right off. Instead of using the can right side up you use it upside down and the liquid should spray out. 586737468[/snapback] problem with that though is that adding a liquid to something that is currently dry is just going to make it moist again and it only will stay frozen for a few seconds... like less than a minute probably, before it thaws back into a now slightly moise doody mess. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586738362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajapi Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 LOL, this is life's way of saying "You should have gone with DFI" :p Ina ny case, I'd like to know the real ending of this story...But since we're all making funny stories, I thought I'd do one as well: Man walks into room, with his new mobo in his hands...The baby is lurking in the corner, sitting on a chair with his legs crossed. He contemplates the new motherboard, apparently perplexed that the man had ventured and gotten a new one. The baby, with ample consternation showing in his face, tries his best to convey a simple thought with his limited vocabulary. He asks "DFI?", as if wondering wether the man had wisened up and gotten one. When the man simply answers (after the surprise of hearing the baby speak) "No, Asus again...". The baby merely looks down, sighs, and shakes his head a bit. So he just stands up, taking short but steady steps towards the man. His demeanor is decieving: the man thought he was going to be hugged by the baby. Instead, the baby just opens his mouth, and lets out an astonishingly powerful stream of vomit, aimed directly at the new motherboard. In the midst of this chaos, the man could have sworn he heard the baby yell "DFI PWNS YOU!", but there was no way to be sure. Instead, the man took his vomit-infested motherboard in his equally putrid-smelling hands, and proceeded to jump out of a window. The baby watches the man falling, motherboard in hand, with a smile on his face. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586738390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEX4S Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 I dont have the imagination to come up with such awesome screenwrites as these, but I have to add that this has been the funniest thread on neowin and I think its a testament to the genius and creativity of I.T. people..... Thanks for the laughs :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586738537 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyre Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586738753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraftman Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 h3kt1c, how did it end? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586738948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajapi Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Geez, why are you doing this to us? We really want to know the real outcome of this tragedy...If you don't tell us soon, I'll be forced to write another mock-ending. I might even make a flash animation of what happened, LOL. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586741904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Veteran Posted November 2, 2005 Veteran Share Posted November 2, 2005 I'm still wondering what happened. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586755849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray_04 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 maybe he gave up on it. in the end he didnt give a crap :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586755864 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeboy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 maybe he suicided, cause he dosnt post anymore Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586755960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOXOMOXOA Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 oh man that is funny. i have three kids so i can completly picture what happened Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586755966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuz Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: holy rofl lmao adds a new meaning to the "that mobo is a piece of ****" 586682892[/snapback] rofl Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586756909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNeeds Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Oh man, just stopped laughing!! What a priceless moment haha, i could imagine your face! :o LOL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586757575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salohcine Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I think you should phone up the company and just say "I lef the room for 5 mintues to go get some tools I needed and came back to find a turd on my motherboard, if I send it back can you replace it?" This is the funniest thread ever, I spat my drink out reading it, :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/10/#findComment-586757658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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