Computer Guru Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This does work, its safe, and nothgin will happen if you follow my directions: 1) Soak it in Gasoline. Yes, Gasoline. I am not pulling your leg. 2) With a COTTON cloth, rub all the open places 3) With a Q-Tip do everything else. 4) If he got some in the RAM Slots, you will need to use a business card there. 5) LET IT DRY DRY DRY WAIT SEVENTY TWO HOURS!!! Run it over with Alcohol, wait 2 hours, and try it out. The motherboard is just a piece of fiberboard with wires on it. So long as you do not scratch it or appy acid to it or anything, you can put whatever you want on it, so long as you take it off and DRY IT WELL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586757749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjakarl Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Make the parents of whoever's evil (yet insanely funny and smart) baby pay for it. I get annoyed when people walk around my house with no pants on, let alone naked taking a dump on computer equipment. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586757773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabian- Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 oh man that sucks... reminds me of Triumph the insult dog... "This motherboard is good for me to poop on!!" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586757885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdude Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 if i were you i would go to the hardware store buy a xtra large bottle of gorrila glue :yes: then when the baby is sleeping glue his underware to his waist ;) and a$$ that way he cant drop drawers and **** on it again :woot: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586763213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdude Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 It is easier to flush your stinky board under tapwater, BUT you need to make sure it is totally dried before plugging in. Using a big fan or air compressor to dry the flushed board or you could just leave it at the ventilated place for a period(couple days or couple hours,depends on the ventilation)Good luck and BTW I hate toddlers either. :happy: 586704181[/snapback] no fan or air compressors are bad for electronics the best thing is to get the odoer out (eg wipe a little febreeze on it then ship it back and get an exchange :yes: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586763225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdude Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 oh man that sucks...reminds me of Triumph the insult dog... "This motherboard is good for me to poop on!!" 586757885[/snapback] m Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586764807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
micro Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 PURE ALCOHOL ;) works like a charm Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586764821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdude Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 hey why not offer to change his diaperthen use a bottle of gorrila glue and line the entire diaper cover the whole surface of the diaper that way when u put it on it make a solid seal and me cant pull it down again then buy a nother mobo Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586765072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboTuna Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 try and send it back :yes: ROFL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586765918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob2090 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 HAHAHAHAHHA LMFAOOMG are you serious? hahahahaha... sell the baby to buy a new mobo 586682933[/snapback] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, best reply EVER! man this thread made me laugh so hard I even cried :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586767471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbob2002 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Throw it in the dishwasher on the top rack (hot water only, no dish soap), then place in an oven on low heat upside down for a couple hours to dry out, it'll be fine. Then, run another (empty) load in the dishwasher (with soap this time) and a cup of bleach, so your next dish load won't end up contaminated. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586767505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdude Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 why doesnt any one consider the glue scheme and a oven would melt ur mobo Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586767634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviesbad04 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Air blower maybe?. I see them using those all the time at the geek squad at work. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586767682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen_0002 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 as a computer tech @ my store.... if someone took it back ... i wouldn't want it... i'd say .. sry bud ur SOL .. like everyone is saying, use rubing alcohol.. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586767704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
br0ck13 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 lol u dont deserve a pc if u let tht happen Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586767708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertov Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 ROFL ... Oh, and also remind me to never buy a used ASUS motherboard from you. 586682907[/snapback] :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586768074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertov Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 look at F.A.Q. on asus website :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586768087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spvath Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 wow this thread is still going?? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586768102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
stezo2k Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 lmao! what a thread *bookmarked* Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586768101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajapi Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 LOL this thread will never die...We should def. sticky it. At least in the Jokes/Funny stuff as the FUNNIEST thread ever, bar none! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586768279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
h3kt1c Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 Wow, this got much more attention than I thought it would. Who would have though people would be interested in turds on a motherboard? Well, I just ended up tossing it as it was busted after the alcohol treatment. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586793597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Business Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I'm crying with laughter (just saw the post). I really feel sorry for you but your child or who ever it was needs a lot more training XD. Is **** a good cooling agent? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586793664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 LOL this is the most funniest thread on the planet :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586798263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo11883 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Lick the off! :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586798273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EidrahS Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Imagine when the cpu fan blows on it - spreading that smell all ober the room - lolololololol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/11/#findComment-586806069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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