NeoLojik Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 This is almost as funny as the 'Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!' thread over on nvnews.net's forum :laugh: As for cleaning? A slightly damp clean cloth, with pleanty of time to dry afterwards. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Rubbing alcohol should do the trick. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraftman Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Best. Thread. Ever. Period Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gersson Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I'm not buying this unless I see a pooed mobo pic Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNay Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 lol, thats funny hope it doesn't smell when u turn it on :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caerma Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 hahaha... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682995 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpshiznid Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 This sucks. Ok, dont use alcohol, alcohol will conduct electricity and dmg the board if there's any electrical charges in any of your capacitors. Best thing to try is to heat it up, using a Blow Dryer until all the yuck gets dried into powder then you a brush to get it off.Basically: Blow Dryer or something to heat up the yuck Brush to dust off the yuck Good Luck. 586682968[/snapback] Not exactly. As long as he uses almost pure alcohol, it will evaporate. Also, don't use a blow dryer, because it creates LOTS of static electricity which would be MUCH worse than alcohol. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
raskren Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Not to threadjack or anything but here's the GeForce thread from nvnews.com Hi,Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen. Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it? http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43298 Funniest part: the thread was "stickied." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norante Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 The things that happen... :rofl: Well, since it's halfway ruined, I would wash it on water, and let it dry properly for a week or so. Just be careful not to pull any components or scratch the surface. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkinfamous Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 You should use the offenders own blood to clean the motherboard. Sacrifice him to the computing gods. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fit4130Rider Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 HAHAHA wow, that has to suck hardcore. I don't know what to tell you, q-tips + rubbing alcohol = best option I would think. Hopefully it is still functioning, if not, make that baby not be able to "function" anymore. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586682996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
slurps Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 lmao! :D better get cleaning... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrewedBeer Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 This reminds me of when my sister threw fruit punch on my old MSI nforce3 board. Go to autozone, and look for electrical cleaner. It's used for alternators and batteries, it'll work the same on PC parts. I guarantee this will remove the poo from the board, whether it'll work or not, that I can't promise. It's a good 70-30 chance that it'll boot up fine. The cleaner worked on fruit punch on my mobo and dark cola on my friend's PS1. I can't stress enough how good this stuff works. It's called CRC Lectra Motive, Electric Parts Cleaner. Here's a picture to better help you. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 You should use the offenders own blood to clean the motherboard. Sacrifice him to the computing gods. 586683009[/snapback] Right on! :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 lmfao Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrokat Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Don't go crazy cleaning it, you might damage something. Just plug it in, the heat generated from the various electronic components will more then likely burn off the funk. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrKuro Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I think you need to get a hold of some "Vapoorise" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGOB Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 use any sort of non-conducting liquid. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrewedBeer Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Put your motherboard in a bucket with warm soapy water and clean it with a toothbrush.And no I'm not joking. 586683044[/snapback] Please refrain from such things as suggesting that he put an ELECTRICAL COMPONENT IN WATER. :angry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Got3n Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 LMAO that freaking halarious Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randolph Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 im rating this a five also ROFL... :x i do hope you get it cleaned though. :s Thanks, Your vote has been added. Topics need 5 votes before the total vote is shown publicly. Please wait while we transfer you... Please wait... (Or click here if you do not wish to wait) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spvath Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I'm not buying this unless I see a pooed mobo pic 586682989[/snapback] hahaha :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxdesmus Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 hahahahaha... sell the baby to buy a new mobo 586682933[/snapback] :laugh: I vote you clean it up best you can and then send it back to them. Tell them it's broken ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circaflex Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Personally what i would do is get a big tub, fill it with rubbing alcohol and soak your motherboard in it to help remove more of it, then use a qtip and get more of it off. let it dry for a few days and it should be fine. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
glitch409 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 :laugh: awsum thread. Some one evil might wash it with soap and water and return it to newegg :devil: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/386168-how-to-clean-feces-yes-feces-off-a-motherboard/page/2/#findComment-586683070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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