acoustikrage Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 this thread is hilarious! :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecaveman Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 No please don't, you must focus on becoming a comedian and I'll keep an eye on you in the future and see if you keep being this good. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
W1cked-J Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 lol dude either you're messin around or you have some serious issues that need to be looked at (and not by beavers either) I think it is a little of both.. to me it looks like he is just trying to get his post count up... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NienorGT Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 How does a wolf fit down a rabbit, I don't think you know about natural selection man. Check this. Rabbit Wolf How can a wolf eat that? It's far too small and the owl is a damn bird doesn't eat meat. Owl You are kidding me right? This is a Beaver... http://www.sci.sdsu.edu/classes/bio354lab/ I know beavers... I came from Canada... :whistle: And a wolf DO eat rabbits... http://members.tripod.com/Lonewolf00/ Primary Food: Deer, moose, caribou and elk, although they will eat rabbits, beaver, rodents and fish. OWL Exemple: http://www.owlpages.com/owls.php?genus=Bub...cies=scandiacus When these prey are scarce they are an opportunistic feeder and will take a wide range of small mammals and birds. Some mammal prey include mice, hares, muskrats, marmots, squirrels, rabbits, prairie dogs, rats, moles, and entrapped furbearers. Btw... you are the most funny in this tread... :laugh: :rofl: Ok... :sleep: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
killmaster84 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Poor porr bunny, may someone enjoy the stew. That's simply horrible, what did it ever do to you? Are you going to the authorities? Maybe you can post some pictures, so people can see the result. Ummm so you killing cats and dogs is fine? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimoTurbo Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Poor porr bunny, may someone enjoy the stew. Ummm so you killing cats and dogs is fine? Yeah if u do it with a shovel it's fine. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doli Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I got a message from a little floppy-eared friend, he said that you should "watch your back" bunny killer. Walking down the street you see a bunch of rabbits behind you.... :devil: You killed his brother. :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroteknikz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 PrimoTurbo... Whatever you're smoking, give me some because right now, you are getting attention and attention is what I need. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Veteran Posted March 22, 2006 Author Veteran Share Posted March 22, 2006 PrimoTurbo, I'll ave' you know I was driving a Volkswagen and not a Kia :p Look what happened when someone ran over a rabbit in a Kia last time. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppleDave Veteran Posted March 22, 2006 Veteran Share Posted March 22, 2006 I ran over a squirrel the other day, felt terrible but the little guy ran right under the wheel. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587334964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikeane Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Hahaha what a laugh :jump: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunny_pharmer Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ...its coming back hahaha j/k. poor bunny =( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachman123 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 haha even if it's just to increase his post count, PrimoTurbo definitely gave me a laugh. You have a career in either comedy or spam, one of those two. Sorry Max, hopefully you'll get over it soon, don't know if posting it online was the right thing to do because you'll have to remind yourself of it every day... but good luck anyways. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunny_pharmer Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 HAHAHA THAST TERIBLE FPS WOLVERINE! HAHAHA TERRIBLE! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 he's really really not that funny Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachman123 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 he's really really not that funny it's a stupid kind of humor, you have to be in a certain state of mind to understand it. kinda like family guy. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisSiteHasLostItsCharm Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Erm that is a beaver not a wolf... :blink: OMG, I hope that guy wasn't serious :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterC Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 That?s just cruel, if I accidentally killed a cat or any other animal. I would get out and see if anything can be done, if not I would try to find the owner, explain what happened and offer to pay them $100 as it was partly my fault. Uumm... that rabbit he ran over was mine. I'll take the $100 please.:rolleyes:s: Being a gangster I assumed that run over meant drive by, like ?Yo son, we gonna run JC over tonight?. So you are ignorant one, jeez. You're a gangster? No wonder you don't know what a wolf:|s. :| Wolf and owls don't eat rabbits, only bears eat t:no: :no: Go back a take biology ag;)n. ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mko Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 My sister's ex once hit an old woman crossing the road. Turned out she was jay walking(I guess its illegal in Australia, but I never seen police fine anyone for doing it) and she was at fault. She had to pay a fine and she ended up breaking quite a few bones. Sounds pretty harsh but she was at fault and broke the law. So don't worry about the Rabbit, it wasn't your fault. By the way I do deliveries all the time and not once has a animal ran in front of my car. And then one day after a late night out I was going pretty fast down a highway and this cat ran in front of my car, froze in fear and just stood there. I had like 1 second to react and I ran over it. I think I hit its tail because it ran off. Here in Australia almost all country vehicles are fitted with roo bars or bull bars because hitting a kangaroo in a car usually will damage the engine or even destroy the vehicle beyond repair. My dad said that if you see a kangaroo and don't have time to brake then its best to not brake at all since the impact at a slower speed may not kill the kangaroo which means leaving it to die slowly or killing it yourself. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldaccount1 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zirus Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 meh, its not the last one trust me. We're over run with them down here. I once saw the car in front of me hit one, it knocked its head off as it flew to the edge of the road. I hit 2 in the span of 20 seconds the other day ( and no I wasn't trying, when you're doing 60MPH, you can't really do anything). I've hit numerous rabbits, and even this evening I came within about 40 feet of one, he got lucky. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 mmmm bunny that sounds delicious right about now. :happy: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomSmasher Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ^^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ^^ Very funny comment indeed! The last part about the crab must be one of the funniest comments I have seen on Neowin for many a year, hell man I almost ****ed myself! :laugh: :laugh: :rofl: Funnier but wierd. https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=386168 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos-X Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 YOU RAN OVER MY RABBIT! :angry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AionXn_ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 RIP Bunny-chan it happens all the time so you shouldn't worry about it too much. go say a little prayer and hope the bunny will be in a happier place. :yes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/444926-i-ran-over-a-rabbit/page/4/#findComment-587335324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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