dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by twist ask her to give you ###### in the bathroom, if she does she's a slut and forget it... :s thats awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by xStainDx :s thats awful. Maybe awfull but it filters out the bad.... that is unless you dont want the bad filtered out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynchknot Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by twist ask her to give you ###### in the bathroom, if she does she's a slut and forget it... LOL! how does it go? How do you tell if it's love or lust? Answer: If she swallows or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroXero Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Man, she likes you, plain as day. JAHOYFT! (Any of you who visit Ars will know that. For the rest... Just Ask Her Out You Fscking Tool) - ZX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackhbob Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 And if she's not a slut then she'll be appauled that you asked and never see you in the same light... Go ahead, someone argue that point with me.... j00 will l0se! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by Sniper34123 umm, wait. Does it matter if shez older? :ponder: Why should it? You gotta be good for a sexy, older babe to take interest in you...quit slacking off and go for the kill. Just take things nice and slow and you'll get the hang of it, Romeo.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 oh, ok. Just a few more ques. What/when/how would be good to ask her out? Over the phone about a few hours after skewl? or when i see her, ask her out, then and there? I mean, give me some tips at it, you veteran pimps. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twist Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by Sniper34123 umm, wait. Does it matter if shez older? :ponder: unless she's you're teacher, in which case use my suggestion, it'll work too. and if my suggestion worked i'd keep here around, foooor ummm rainy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drachma Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 here's a website i found that you might find interesting and applicable. For your eyes only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twist Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 ok, one more, this one is serious. don't ask her on a "date", just ask her to do something outside of school, check out a movie or something, you should be able to gauge her interest more clearly once you get her away from shool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liar2 Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 if you're lucky, she'll confront you and tell you she likes you. i got lucky once, and that happened to me! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomis_nehc Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 c'mon boys, he's still 14. (damn... feeling old... I remember those days... lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Don't ask her over the phone man....visual contact is necessary. You gotta dazzle her with your brilliant smile you know? LoL...anyway the best approach would be when the two of you are doing something together or just chilling out. Just ask her if she would like to go out with your to a movie or something. Like twist said...avoid saying the word "date" as it tends to sound ominous. And remember....don't jump the gun...when she's ready...you'll know right away. Hell...she might even make the 1st move.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 i dunno dude, i had one freaky ass ho wanting to move to Montreal with me from vancouver, theyre all fuked in the head, dont take their signs, cause most probably they will come after you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 aey! thx for the tips and comments. i still haven't really decided a "day" to "goto the movies". My plan is to ask her to the movies tomorrow and goto the movies either friday afternoon or saturday nite. :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvorgold Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 hmmmm...i just got out of a relationship with a gf i cared bout alot...if u talk to the person much, get to know them more, hang out with them, n ask sooner or later lol... bad advice but meh... lol i was talking to a girl i kno on msn (well she's in my law class in school n she was on a friend's msn acct) n she was saying stuff like "i love u" and she was asking stuff bout if i had a prom date n stuff, n saying that she saw that i was looking at her more lately :s lol...damnnnnnn shes HOT tho lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 ok guys, i got the perfect plan. Tommorrow, i'll ask her if she walks home. If she says yes, then i'll ask can i walk her home tomorrow. Then while we are walking home, i'll ask her if shez doing anything friday or saturday, and would she like to goto the movies with me. good idea, no? but if she gets a ride home, then..... i'll just have to ask her after skewl then.:) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkstar559 Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Hmm... Why go out if you're just gonna break up in the end? LOL sorry everyone.. i'm just trying to get you to think and you'll finally come up with a good answer an hour later :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 hehe. sorry, i'm a little slow at these guy/girl things. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike101M69 Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 a lesson about 'the look' for you all to read - please describe to me 'the look' feel free to try w/out cheating, anyway, i heard a guy speak about how 'the look' dosent work, the reason you ask? because evryone has a different idea about what it looks like, so if noone is for sure of the excact look of 'the look' then it obviously cant work . . . -------------------------- | ARGGHH! | ----- ------------------ / / :pirate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike101M69 Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 sorry, my pirate didnt work as planed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroXero Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by Sniper34123 ok guys, i got the perfect plan. Tommorrow, i'll ask her if she walks home. If she says yes, then i'll ask can i walk her home tomorrow. Then while we are walking home, i'll ask her if shez doing anything friday or saturday, and would she like to goto the movies with me. good idea, no? but if she gets a ride home, then..... i'll just have to ask her after skewl then.:) :D Because in going out with girls/guys, whichever is you preference, there is a chance that you might find 'THE ONE', and have a great time and get married blah blah. Ok maybe not at 14 or whatever, but still. Thats still the reason people of all ages do it. Meh. [Edit]Typos + Post #333[/Edit] - ZX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliveinbeaver Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 ILiveInBeaver's tips for gettin broads; 1) Endear your self in any way shape or form, sure it can be humiliating, but it works. Talk to her about thinge she likes even if you could give less of a ****. Its all about showing an interest are things other than her jubblies. 2) If your lookin at her, and she looks over at you DO NOT look away. Make eye contact, smile. 3) Smell good. Shower. Deodorize. Smell good, look clean, make yourself presentible. 4) Don't be shy, you live your life once, make sure it was worth it. Try to regret as little as you can when you die. Getting turned down might suck, but damn it, its better than never knowing if you could have made it happen. 5) Just friggin ask. 6) This one is kinda controversial, but I stand by it, its tride and true. When you are in a situation with the girl, where you are uncomfortible, and so is she, you have to make an ass out of yourself. Do somethiing that is non-offensive in a retarded way, make jokes about yourself, anything. She will be so happy that she wasn't the first one to look like a fool. Plays into your favor, trust me. 7) Unless the girl digs computers, DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER OR WHAT YOU DO ON IT. 8) As a bunch of others said, show and interest, then let her see you talkin to other girls. It works, but it can really blow up in your face. Probally the most powerful ploy, but also the most dangerous. IF she cares she will either get jealous, or really ****ed off, and think you are trying to be a player (and I don't mean unreal there cowboy). 9) Do not plan what you will say, how you will say it. It never works out the way you want it to, you'll get flustered, or it will be apperant that you practiced in the mirror or with your online girlfriend in Topeca, and thats freaky. Thats all i can think of right now, there is probally more but I don't really care to type anymore. Good luck, and knock em dead tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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