dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 ok, thx for the tips. i make a note of the eye contact one. i always look away.... AND where did you get your beaver pics? There so cute! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliveinbeaver Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Yeah, not lookin away is key, its kinda balsy,but not too much, she knows your interested but still kinda shy, who knows man, broads are impossible to figure out. And the beaver are from some japanese advertisement that I found. I knew as soon as i saw then that I had to use them. They were to faggy and sickeningly cute that I could not resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 lol!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterHaze Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by iliveinbeaver ILiveInBeaver's tips for gettin broads; 1) Endear your self in any way shape or form, sure it can be humiliating, but it works. Talk to her about thinge she likes even if you could give less of a ****. Its all about showing an interest are things other than her jubblies. 2) If your lookin at her, and she looks over at you DO NOT look away. Make eye contact, smile. 3) Smell good. Shower. Deodorize. Smell good, look clean, make yourself presentible. 4) Don't be shy, you live your life once, make sure it was worth it. Try to regret as little as you can when you die. Getting turned down might suck, but damn it, its better than never knowing if you could have made it happen. 5) Just friggin ask. 6) This one is kinda controversial, but I stand by it, its tride and true. When you are in a situation with the girl, where you are uncomfortible, and so is she, you have to make an ass out of yourself. Do somethiing that is non-offensive in a retarded way, make jokes about yourself, anything. She will be so happy that she wasn't the first one to look like a fool. Plays into your favor, trust me. 7) Unless the girl digs computers, DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER OR WHAT YOU DO ON IT. 8) As a bunch of others said, show and interest, then let her see you talkin to other girls. It works, but it can really blow up in your face. Probally the most powerful ploy, but also the most dangerous. IF she cares she will either get jealous, or really ****ed off, and think you are trying to be a player (and I don't mean unreal there cowboy). 9) Do not plan what you will say, how you will say it. It never works out the way you want it to, you'll get flustered, or it will be apperant that you practiced in the mirror or with your online girlfriend in Topeca, and thats freaky. Thats all i can think of right now, there is probally more but I don't really care to type anymore. Good luck, and knock em dead tiger. someone has some experience ;p lol your good like all of that is so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliveinbeaver Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 I am a big fan of the women, they definalty make life a lot more fun. Be it scandalously engaging in wanton acts, or spending say in and out with the same girl, and leanring how to love, its all rewarding, and all worth it. And it sometimes, everynow and then, make you say really fruity touchy feely things, and not think a thing of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 skewl starts in 30 min. yay!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomAI Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 aren't you the one b4 Neowin was down caught up with a girl at a desert stand in a mall? eye contact, huh...I guess it's a bad idea that whenever I walk down campus and I think some girls look at me and play with their hair......I just walk away :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 all i can say is: Penis Pump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPaul Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Yea, when ever I'm walking through campus women seem to take their clothes off and jump all over me, I think nothing of it and move on. Do you think their sending me signs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 is school out yet? i wanna hear some results :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisville Slugger Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 I got to school in the morning and went to my locker to get my books. I then went to the guidence office and got my PSAT booklet. I went down to the cafe and sat at a empty table. None of my friends were down there so I started to look at the booklet. Just then, a girl, which I've known from last year came up to me and said "Nate, why are you sitting all alone?" I replied, "Because none of my friends are down here now." She said she would sit with me some of her friends started to come over too. We started to talk to each other about the PSAT and the book we got in English "1984," heh that was a good day for me. Sorry if this is irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soldier101 Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 this is what I do. Ask the girl if she needs a ride home (wont work for you at this current day and age due to restrictions for you). Strike up a conversation, compliement her etc. Get to know her, and let her know you (unless you're weird haha). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomAI Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by xStainDx is school out yet? i wanna hear some results :D our very own Neowin soap opera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 ok guys!!!!!!!!!!! here are the results, i got some good news, and some bad news: Good News: I think I'm 98.9% sure that she actually likes me. We had an M.U.N meeting after school today, and we were in a big classroom, with a maximum amount of students of about 40, and there were about 15 there. So out of alllll the seats, she chose the one next to mine. :D Then during the meeting, we chatted, and laughed, and made jokes. Bad News: As the meeting was over, i was getting ready to go ask if i can walk her home, but my g@y @$$ friends atarted coming up to me, and started talking about something, i don't remember, cuz i was trying to find her. But she left before i could catch up to her. :( So, tomorrow, i think after class, I'm going to either walk her to her car, and ask her then, or walk her home, and ask her then. :devious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 24, 2002 Author Share Posted September 24, 2002 no one wants to hear about my results!?:s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Why not just cut the crap and spare everyone the soap opera? Just ask her if she would like to go get some coffee. Hell, she might even say yes. If she says no, move on. Believe it or not, the world *is* bigger than your high school (assumption) campus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliveinbeaver Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Its not tomorrow yet, how can you have results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 sniffle sniffle.... i think i'm gonna cry :'( NOT!! :p dude your friends are complete TOOLS :( i suggest tomarrow, you hide from them, so you get your chance. G/L to ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by Sniper34123 Bad News: As the meeting was over, i was getting ready to go ask if i can walk her home, but my g@y @$$ friends atarted coming up to me, and started talking about something, i don't remember, cuz i was trying to find her. But she left before i could catch up to her. :( So, tomorrow, i think after class, I'm going to either walk her to her car, and ask her then, or walk her home, and ask her then. :devious: [/b] That's good about your friends. Keep her on her toes, don't make it too easy for her to get you she'll like you more that way, but dont make her lose interest in you either. Otherwise she'll find you easy & boring after while and dump ya. When I was in skewl I was always told, girls always want something they can't have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 24, 2002 Author Share Posted September 24, 2002 on sunday, i said i was goign to ask her today. so toady i tried to, but my friends. so ima try tomorrow. Thx for the luck and tips guys!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterHaze Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by xpablo When I was in skewl I was always told, girls always want something they can't have. haha so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigMack Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 dammit boy..ask her out already. one of these guys posts was good when he was like show interest then backaway. its kind of like letting the fish see the bait, then yank the line back and see if the fish comes for it. i would presume if ur talkin it up in the forums its a big part of ur life. just get it over with..orrr..JWIO (Jus Whip It Out) lol..good luck man, this comin from a guy wit some girls instead of these guys with no girls BUT.. "madd pics of anna kournikova" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomAI Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 could it be that your friends are also interested in this girl, Sniper. That's why they'll do anything they can to stop you from getting the girl. Interesting Neowin soap opera plot twist anyways. Good luck. Don't be like me, in college and never had a girl friend. The only thing I do on Friday nights is stay on Neowin :p. Wait, that's every night...I need a life outside Neowin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroXero Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 People, cut the guy some slack! He tried to ask her out, but unforseen actions got in his way i.e his friends. Sniper man, just time it right and AHOYFT! You gotta take this chance for all men. But it's true about you have to keep her interested. As much as you might want to do anything for her, resist. Dont put her before yourself man, that way you keep her interested. Off Topic: I'm going clubbing friday, there WILL be lots of fit girls, and if I see any chance I'm just going for it. I'll let everyone know what happens. - ZX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dior_addict Posted September 24, 2002 Author Share Posted September 24, 2002 ok guys, me go for the prize tomorrow.:cool: and i'm pretty sure my friends don't want her, as they weren't talkinga bout her, but about the meeting. hmmmm. moviez is good rite? but how would i bring the subject up?:ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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